Certainly the pixels don't care, but they are bound to the sensor.
Sensors are designed to deliver the best possible picture at the
lowest possible price at their size. Pixels are dependent on that. So
this dependence of pixels on the sensor size/design means that you
can't compare pixels outside the context of a sensor, thus the
experiment does not answer the question asked. Pixels don't exist
outside the sensor.
I can't find any sense in what you say, or see the point of your
perspective. You sound like an apologist for industrial lethargy.
Big pixels are a compromise, not an ideal. We can see that by
comparing crops of the same physical size on the sensor. What don't
you understand about this?
When someone resorts to name-calling, it's usually a sign that they
run out of arguments

And I'm certainly not an apologist for the
industry. I've criticized plenty of companies plenty of times (when I
thought they deserved it)
Let me summarize this even more: You have decoupled the pixels from
the sensor and based on this you made this comparison and arrived at
your conclusion.
What I am stating is that you cannot decouple the pixels from the
sensor, thus the ensuing comparison while very interesting, it is not
valid.
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