Challenge 4 new thread # 2

[Jono Slack]

You can't let him keep your teddy bear. Stop trying to be brave.
You'll regret it if he doesn't give your teddy back.

LOL

Emma just sold her (decidedly decrepit and noseless) teddy bear at auction - £90 I believe!

I still want to know what he's threatening me with? if it's the goat picture, actually I mind that much less, and anyway, he'll be arrested!

;-)

kind regards
jono

P.S. I ain't giving that teddy bear back until you ante up the
ransom.

Keep the damned teddy bear why don't you . . . . . .

--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[Warren Sarle]

Ahh... it finally hit me who you look like...

Kiefer Sutherland!

Yes. My first thought was one of Jono's unshaven offspring. But Kiefer is definitely closer. And if I were a woman, I would consider Kiefer vastly sexier than Brad.

 

[Warren Sarle]

in the Roger Moore (before he went seedy) Piers Brosnan mould.

He's more masculine than Roger Moore. I would say more the Willian Holden type.

 

[Jono Slack]

Ahh... it finally hit me who you look like...

Kiefer Sutherland!

Yes. My first thought was one of Jono's unshaven offspring.

I am MUCH older than him, but even with my maxxed out libido I wasn't begetting anyone at the age of 8!
;-)

But
Kiefer is definitely closer. And if I were a woman, I would
consider Kiefer vastly sexier than Brad.

--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[Warren Sarle]

Top row, middle:
http://www.sackville.ednet.ns.ca/art/gallery/exhibit/photography/karsh/

Jono looks a bit like Edward Weston except with more hair: http://www.gpaulbishop.com/GPB%20History/GPB%20Archive/Section%20-%201/E.%20Weston/e__weston.htm

 

[Jono Slack]

Top row, middle:
http://www.sackville.ednet.ns.ca/art/gallery/exhibit/photography/karsh/

Jono looks a bit like Edward Weston except with more hair:

http://www.gpaulbishop.com/GPB%20History/GPB%20Archive/Section%20-%201/E.%20Weston/e__weston.htm

Now I'm seriously NOT flattered!
;-)
unkind regards
--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[Quentin (UK)]

There - what else can I say!

Be honest - you have to agree that you look kinda cute in my shot, don't you think?

Of Course, Flick looks way better than all of us grumpy men.

Quentin

 

[Jono Slack]

There - what else can I say!

Be honest - you have to agree that you look kinda cute in my shot,
don't you think?

Hmm - well, 'cute' isn't really part of my self image, so, maybe that's the problem - as for looking like a senile Edward Weston (a la Warren), well, what can I say!

Of Course, Flick looks way better than all of us grumpy men.

Absolutely - without question - who would dare to say otherwise ;-)

kind regards
jono

Quentin

--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[Flick]

Ah, but he must have had something: Tina Modotti was hot and she was his girlfriend.

Top row, middle:
http://www.sackville.ednet.ns.ca/art/gallery/exhibit/photography/karsh/

Jono looks a bit like Edward Weston except with more hair:

http://www.gpaulbishop.com/GPB%20History/GPB%20Archive/Section%20-%201/E.%20Weston/e__weston.htm

Now I'm seriously NOT flattered!
;-)
unkind regards
--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[Flick]

Very sweet of you both. I like your goat pic, Jono, cos you've got a veeeery nice bum ;-) As for Quentin, don't be shy, let's have one of you.

 

[Flick]

you don't look anything like Edward Weston. Perhaps Warren meant your photography....and that WOULD be a compliment!

 

[Jono Slack]

Very sweet of you both. I like your goat pic, Jono, cos you've got
a veeeery nice bum ;-)

LOL - well, maybe I should go through life with a bag over my head and no back to my trousers! Might be more convincing if I walked backwards on my hands!

As for Quentin, don't be shy, let's have one
of you.

That's right, and if you don't like your face you could always try your bum!



--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[Jono Slack]

you don't look anything like Edward Weston.

Whew - thank you (he hasn't got as many wrinkles as I have)

Perhaps Warren meant
your photography....and that WOULD be a compliment!

and then again . . . . perhaps he didn't!

kind regards
jono

p.s. have you worked out your voting agenda yet (isn't it tough!)

--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[PaulLandscape244043]

Now I've got myself on slippery turf, haven't I.

I have no idea how old you are Flick, but, I think I'm older than you judging from your pic. So being self concious of my own image at 44 and if you think I'm just a baby, then what possessed you? Having fun with Jono is one thing, but posting a happy snap (without even the purple velvet singlet on) as ransom for Jono's pic is just insane. Now this is no commentary on your good looks.

What I'm talking about is; "us" with the talent to make kitchen sinks and 44 gallon drums look good, how can we then, with vanity in hand, go and post 'happy snaps' of the most important pic there is, oursleves?

So in trying to extracate myself from the pooh, I might go for a little grovel, lick, oil, suck and say that you look struning for the 'older' woman.

However, I think a velvet purple singlet would have made you look even more ravashing.

And before I get Jono and others barking at me for any unintended slight on anyone's good looks and charm, just let me say, I meant it! You're all flaming mad.

Get those PS skills to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flick you could look like Elle McPherson with a little touch here and a little touch there. And Peirce Brosnan there, well he just had to change his hair colour and Albert could've look like Vin Diesel with a little work.

Now Warren I'm not so sure about. Grizzly Adams came to mind, but then I couldn't image him without glassess.

So if Albert thinks I a look a little like Kiefer Sutherland, then trust me, we could all look like movie stars.

So step away from the happy snaps you lot!!!!

LOL Paul

 

[Flick]

p.s. have you worked out your voting agenda yet (isn't it tough!)

Don't remind me ;-( Actually I'm glad you did as I have to close the competition for entries in an hour and a half.

 

[Flick]

Now I've got myself on slippery turf, haven't I.

I have no idea how old you are Flick, but, I think I'm older than
you judging from your pic.

LOL Paul, I'm 57.

 

[PaulLandscape244043]

I musta missed some of this:
a) what goat pic?
b) How do you know he's got a nice bum?

and c) why isn't Jono posting some return shot of Quentin. Now before you say you don't have one who cares, it can be your mum with army boots on for all the rest of us know. So have some fun and post Quentin before he does.

Paul
LOL

Very sweet of you both. I like your goat pic, Jono, cos you've got
a veeeery nice bum ;-)

LOL - well, maybe I should go through life with a bag over my head
and no back to my trousers! Might be more convincing if I walked
backwards on my hands!

As for Quentin, don't be shy, let's have one
of you.

That's right, and if you don't like your face you could always try
your bum!



--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[PaulLandscape244043]

It my wife's fantasy the Brad thing.

I'd think I was probably more like a Michael Douglas, cause I feel that old and I'd like to feel his wife.

But thanks, I think. Not sure about the Jono thing, so I'll leave that one alone.

Paul

Ahh... it finally hit me who you look like...

Kiefer Sutherland!

Yes. My first thought was one of Jono's unshaven offspring.

I am MUCH older than him, but even with my maxxed out libido I
wasn't begetting anyone at the age of 8!
;-)

But
Kiefer is definitely closer. And if I were a woman, I would
consider Kiefer vastly sexier than Brad.

--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk

 

[APY_Jr]

Absolutely!

Albert

Paul

Kiefer Sutherland!

Albert

Paul

Alright, I mad too.

But that doesn't mean you're not all still mad. Cause you are.
Apart from Jono who had no choice in the matter.

So here's me - self portrait half an hour ago.



So girls, you can all start sending me your mobile numbers now.

Boys, be scared, real scared. Don't let you're wives come to the
land down under cause I'm Brad Pitt, well in his twilight years
anyway.

Amazing what you can do without a razor and some soft lighting hey.
I went from old and ugly to old and not quite so ugly.

Still cracking myself up. God I'm funny. Well at least I amuse me!

Paul

 

[Jono Slack]

you charmer ;-)

smarmy, I'd call it!

Flick Dear,

Of course you look nothing like "ancient and jaded". Rather,
spirited, sensitive, classy, and gorgeous.

I confess to have seen a likeness of Herr Slack, and I will testify
that, contrary to his own protestations, he is a rather dapper and
distinguished chap.

He's just shy.

Best wishes,

David

--
Jono Slack
http://www.slack.co.uk