Perhaps the number of pixels is meaningless to you, but for the rest of us, resolution is an important metric, give or take what is actually resolvable. Maybe what you really want are the active pixel area dimensions?
It's your "what is actually resolvable" statement that is key, so I expect we're already on the same page.
Yes, resolution, as expressed by the number of pixels, is certainly not meaningless, but the way the phone manufacturers have been using and abusing the term lately has made it, at best, an ambiguous indicator of image quality, and, at worst, completely misleading.
There's a couple things going on that have made it problematic to use "megapixels" as an image quality benchmark.
1) They advertise the camera as, say, 48 megapixels, but meanwhile the resultant photos are only 12 megapixels. (And yes, I am fully aware of pixel binning, so hopefully nobody here feels the need to go into that, but I'm not optimistic, lol.)
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2) They actually give us the advertised number of pixels, or at least the option to get the full count, but there are very few situations, if any, where that many pixels are actually useful, and most of the time you are just pushing the sensor far beyond its useful SNR limits and generating ridiculously huge image files.