Ok, more like 22.
1. Most people know me as fat bastid. I chose a different name for my business for obvious reasons.
2. Is Tampon 28-75 any good?
3. Best way to start a wedding business? How do you get started for $1000 or less? Including training videos, etc. How much will it cost me?
4. Also, someone said that it is easier to start on second weddings, or gay weddings, because they are less demanding. Any truth to that?
5. A friend of mine is both a photographer and a dime store minister. He got is minister's certificate for $35 from some company in ohio. He was going to upgrade to a bishop for another $10. Now he does both the pictures and the vows.
6. Get a Lens Baby II. Best lens on the market!
7. Front Focus =-1.0 * Backfocus / Cos FL * ATan Aperature
8. This Kompany is going out of business. They are going Kaput! They made bad cameras that nobody bought. People are giving these cameras away like day old bread at the supermarket. Those lenses are cheapers too! They have really bad boquet.
9. How many drinks is it Ok for a wedding photog to have while working? Is it ok to whet your whistle every now and then?
10. How to photograph a sunset: one thing i just learned is to turn the camera upside down, then hold it against your forehead. You press the shutter with your thumb.
11. Re: Got the 17-55 2.8 IS - how should I test it? Turn the camera and lens upside down, and take a picture of the ceiling. Step back, and do it again at each fstop. Please post the pictures when done.
12. Cruise Photography: Bring a 100-400, and take some pictures of bimbos.
13. You can't use IS on a boat. It will blur your shots.
14. I had a situation last week where the mother of the bride got very drunk, and is obviously so in a lot of pictures. She now is mad at me for capturing her in that state. I will delete the solo shots of her, but how bout the ones in group shots.
15. Wrap the camera in duck tape if it is too small
16. I have shot 5 weddings so far, so I am now a pro! I would never use [Sony A100] for weddings. It looks very unprofessional.
17. I have now shot 5 weddings and love it. Just walk into any wedding in a church and start firing away. That is how I learned. Nobody even questions you if you dress the part. One tip is to carry a big photo bag, even if it has nothing in it. This makes everyone think you are a pro.
18. I did: 1 wedding for free, 3 weddings for $800 each, 1 gay wedding for $500. I am starting to see some real money now.
19. Shoot pics for free, then tighten the screws for prints. It gets you in the door, then you can nail them for large amounts of money.
20. There are so many customers out there that I don't worry about repeats. I like to trick them into a lowball package, then hit them hard on the prints.
21. As a pro, I am not willing to give up my secrets. Best of luck, buddy!
22. Tell them that you will be deleting the files in two weeks so they need to get them right away. This usually works great, and gains you repeat customers.
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Michael Thomas Mitchell
http://michaelphoto.net