Was that selfie worth it?

The cut looks bad, but I was opened up like that by a dog bite and it really wasn't all that bad. No muscle was damaged. Fifteen or so stitches in the Dr.'s office and I was on my way. I have a nice long scar that kind of looks like a big smile.
 
Future Darwin Award winner.
 
Rolling around on the ground crying...

If you're going to take up Jaguar Wrestling as a hobby, learn to not be such a baby.
 
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She blamed the zoo for not having a good barrier. Yet she leaned over the bars to get closer to the fence. SMH.
 
The ones that hurt involve falling off a cliff...
 
How much you wanna bet she'll sue.
Quite likely she won't. From the article:

"The zoo spokesperson also said the woman attacked apologized for the incident, acknowledging she was in the wrong."
 
That shows style. But, you can bet after this, there will be better barriers. You have to protect the public...from themselves.

Oh, and while she has shown a classy side, we will have to wait and see if she can resist the offer from numerous lawyers that will be showing up.
 
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Did she get the selfie?
 
The should have let the jaguar chew her arm off. She deserved it. Also, doing one armed selfies is much harder than 2 armed selfies.
 

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