It's not silly. Apple are changing their distribution options. It's not silly at all.
You're wrong, Apple are changing distribution to via App Store FOR SINGLE USE ONLY.
Education and Businesses volume installs will work though the key and download system the currently use.
The press release that announces Final Cut X claims that it is available through the App Store.
Yes but it doesn't mean that volume users have to use the same methods.
It manages a paragraph on how Apple make the best personal computers in the world, but it mentions nothing of alternative distribution of Final Cut X. Since this is their first release that is only available as a download, that might have been a plan for them.
No that's wrong, nearly all business and colleges work on a download only system with software keys and server tools distribution, we do this regardless of whether this is Apple, adobe or Microsoft.
Everything is managed through packages and images, has been for years.
The App store is just electronic distribution, purchases are done though Apple sales reps who supply a key which sends you do a download area where a .dmg is downloaded for network distribution.
Final cut X works this way as will the forthcoming OS X Lion.
So yes you are being silly— but I assume ignorance of company/Edu purchase and software rollout rather than you just stirring the pot.