OpticsEngineer
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In my school days, we heard one of our professors had a lucrative side business going into optical labs, finding problems and fixing them. So we asked him about it one day before class, which covered first order layout. (Drawing optical diagrams and applying calculations to them.)
We imagined him going into a room full of electronics with a table full of lenses, mirrors and lasers, studying it intently for a few days and then pointing and saying, “There’s the problem.” We told him it sounded really hard.
He scoffed and said, “No, it’s really easy. It’s always the same problem. I ask to see their first order layout. And they never have one.”
We said, “They must have something.” He said, “Oh, they always have some drawings with optical rays drawn on them. But no equations. So the rays just go all over in unphysical ways”
We asked, “Aren’t they embarrassed to show that to you?” He said, “No, not at all. They’re always really proud of themselves. I just tell them to give me what they have, and I work from that.
“Don’t you go into the lab and look at the equipment?”
“Never for more than five minutes. Speaking of time, nine o’clock, time for lecture."
Throughout my career I ran into the same thing many times. Seeing lots of effort expended on mathematically unsound projects. I am sure many others on this forum have seen similar situations. I would really like to hear about them,
We imagined him going into a room full of electronics with a table full of lenses, mirrors and lasers, studying it intently for a few days and then pointing and saying, “There’s the problem.” We told him it sounded really hard.
He scoffed and said, “No, it’s really easy. It’s always the same problem. I ask to see their first order layout. And they never have one.”
We said, “They must have something.” He said, “Oh, they always have some drawings with optical rays drawn on them. But no equations. So the rays just go all over in unphysical ways”
We asked, “Aren’t they embarrassed to show that to you?” He said, “No, not at all. They’re always really proud of themselves. I just tell them to give me what they have, and I work from that.
“Don’t you go into the lab and look at the equipment?”
“Never for more than five minutes. Speaking of time, nine o’clock, time for lecture."
Throughout my career I ran into the same thing many times. Seeing lots of effort expended on mathematically unsound projects. I am sure many others on this forum have seen similar situations. I would really like to hear about them,
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