I hate you - some new gear photography humour

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myfujilife

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I just wanted to say thanks and tell you how much I hate you all. It may seem harsh, but as a member of Photographers Anonymous (PA), life isn’t easy dealing with this addiction every day…every Tuesday night we meet up, talk about our problems with photography purchases. Once in a while, a person slips up and they show up with a new body or lens, but we support them, we don’t judge, that’s what we do because we’re a family in it together.

But this isn’t about them, this is about me. This is about my problem...

I recently nearly spent a small fortune on new photography gear. This is largely as a result of the members here. Yes, I know, it’s easy to blame it on me, it’s my credit card, but it’s your fault and it’s time for you to take responsibility for your actions.

All attempts to get support from the members here in not buying the gear were useless. My first attempt occurred when I asked members whether I should buy the GFX, X100F or an X-T20 as a second body. Instead of responsible replies like ”don't do it/you'll hate yourself/think of the children/what would Michael Jackson do/that’s stupid when there is a new tax coming from the government”, I received responses of encouragement like “they're awesome, you'll love them! buy that! buy both! buy more! buy everything in the store!”. What I want you to ask yourself is if a friend came to you and said “Do you think I should buy cocaine or heroin”, would you really reply “They’re both awesome, get both!”?

But as I was a responsible member of photographer anonymous, I contacted my PA Big Brother (he has a platinum badge because he hasn’t bought any photography gear in 2 years), I managed to gain enough emotional support to refrain from any further purchases. I did have a little slip up a couple of weeks later where I accidentally walked into a photography store thinking it was a hair salon and bought a 60mm Macro. With names of photography stores like Michael’s, B&H, Borge’s, Van Bar and Ted’s, it was an honest mistake. I walked in there expecting a new haircut and suddenly I have a whole lot of cameras and lenses in front of me. I didn’t even have time to cut up my credit card. I think these guys should be a little more honest about what they are doing instead of trying to fool customers into walking into the stores. Names like Camera Pro, “Cameras are us” or Camera Shop seem far more appropriate and less misleading. Fortunately, I had my PA big brother on speed dial as the credit card transaction was going through and he managed to talk me out of the store before any further damage was done but it was still a lens too late. At that point, I was doing well. I was headed towards a major milestone where I could proudly proclaim “Hi, I’m Athol and it’s been 1 month since my last photography purchase” but that’s the problem with life…just as you think things are going well, mother nature has a nasty habit of throwing you a curve ball.

I was casually browsing the recent posts section of The Photography Collective; despite the recommendations of my PA big brother; but I thought I was strong enough to control the urge at this point. Then it happened. A post about the new GFX camera. It’s just a post I thought, it’s not even available yet so I can handle this. But it was followed shortly by comments about how nice the Camera would be and before I knew it I was googling “Fuji GFX” and clicking the “pre-order”on an online shopping site. I didn’t have a 50MP camera body and if this camera was that good, it may be able to produce more winning photos for me, maybe even a Pulitzer. Yes, those evil competition wins that elude us so often were finally within reach by simply clicking that “Check Out” button. I had the talent, but not the GFX. I thought I didn’t have to worry about the GFX because it hadn’t come out, but there it was…the pre-order button. Who lets you pre-order something that isn’t actually available? That’s like selling air. Is it my fault for typing GFX into the search box on their site?

From there it became a click frenzy. I was like a shark from Nemo with the smell of blood in the water, clicking wildly at everything that popped up on my screen. These camera places are incredibly sneaky. In the GFX pre-order screen, a popup appeared saying “people who ordered this also ordered a Fujinon GF63mmF2.8” and a whole heap of other things I didn’t have, and if they were buying those, they must be the ones winning the comps so I had to buy them. It couldn’t be an addiction if other people were doing it could it? Finally, I was at the checkout screen and things had taken a turn for the worst with mounting numbers that were getting higher and higher. I knew I needed help so I tried to phone my Photographers Anonymous Big Brother but he wasn’t answering (I later learnt he was also out pre-ordering a GFX as well). I went back to the forum for moral support hoping someone would tell me “You’re being an idiot”. Instead, the first post I saw is how was another post about how awesome the GFX was. I clicked on it searching for the answer, hoping for someone to say that the GFX had been discontinued and Fuji was no longer offering any new camera bodies for sale for the next 10 years but there was no such luck. All of the posts were positive about the GFX and the members even said I could sell my old camera because the GFX was so good I wouldn’t want it anymore. I was originally planning to keep it so in reality, they were saving me money. I was actually making a profit out of this, not losing money.

Then just as I was getting ready to put in my credit card details, I realised things had gone too far. Sanity needed to prevail. I was about to do a bad thing that I would regret for at least 2 days while waiting for the goods to arrive. So I called my wife and she managed to talk me down. We talked for a while, we phoned friends for support, it took nearly an hour of negotiating, but we got there slowly. We both cried.

This is my story, hopefully you can learn from it so you don’t make the same mistakes. Maybe some of you can learn to accept that this is a real problem and you have to be careful about what you say to people on the forum. Giving photography gear advice shouldn’t be taken lightly.

And if you do make the same mistakes as me, I can highly recommend a ThinkTank bag to put the mistakes in.

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https://www.instagram.com/theoverratedphotographer/
Fuji XT-2, XF16-55mmF2.8 R LM WR, XF50-140mmF2.8 R LM OIS WR, XF23mmF2 R WR, XF35mmF2 R WR, XF90mmF2 R LM WR
 
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LOL... wiping the tears from laughing. Brilliantly written.

By the way, if PA is looking for new members, give Greg7579 a shout. I think he might need some help in this regard as well.

Me... everything is under control. I was lucky enough to marry a [now retired] financial person (accountant/controller). So, self-control isn't even necessary. It's all taken care of... hence the designation: "controller". :-)
 
LOL... wiping the tears from laughing. Brilliantly written.

By the way, if PA is looking for new members, give Greg7579 a shout. I think he might need some help in this regard as well.

Me... everything is under control. I was lucky enough to marry a [now retired] financial person (accountant/controller). So, self-control isn't even necessary. It's all taken care of... hence the designation: "controller". :-)
Lol. Thanks. My wife controls my budget as well but she does give me some leeway. Fortunately my Nikon gear sale allowed me to finance my first round of Fuji gear but subsequent purchases may be tougher. I reckon if I won a $100 million powerball, I'd still find a way to spend it on camera gear :)
 
i don't get it...really...i can't relate...i can't see myself in your post at all...i don't know what your problem is, but i am so glad i am not inflicted with the same...really...

but why do i feel like crying now?????
 
And if you do make the same mistakes as me, I can highly recommend a ThinkTank bag to put the mistakes in.
I was officially diagnosed with untreatable GAS, the doctors can't do anything. But this helps make it more bearable ;-)

Thanks for the laughter,

Mike

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'Simplicate, then add light(-ness).' - Colin Chapman
 
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The only method I can recommend to to counter clicking on that order or preorder button is to continuously read/research on what ever gear virus worm get into your brain. Don't stop, just keep researching. At least for me, this works. The desire eventually subsides. I guess this method for some would work in the opposite way resulting in a "buy". For instance, I was on the verge of getting the amazing XT-2, and then I just read that the XT20 has a touch screen ...but no headphone jack. Now my brain has reached the critical conundrum stage and desire for XT-2 is waning. The desire has now been researched to death and the roots are now dying until conundrum has been resolved by XT3.
 
I can stop buying camera gear any time I want. Honestly.
 
Shockwave thanks for this I laughed so hard I cried. My wife asked what was up & I read your true story to her. She said "that is you!" & threatened to have me committed. In the mean time I'm googling XT20. :-P
 
I'm so good at stopping buying camera gear that I've done it several times (each year)....
 
I knew I needed help so I tried to phone my Photographers Anonymous Big Brother but he wasn’t answering (I later learnt he was also out pre-ordering a GFX as well).
Hilarious!

Put the keyboard down and step away from the computer :D
 
An evidence based method for helping people with an addiction is cue exposure:

Building on that long track record, Cue Exposure Therapy (CET) borrows heavily from the format used in ET, but is specifically designed to treat the cravings that perpetuate Gear Acquisition substance use disorders. CET acts to de-sensitize the effect of triggers (the feel of a release button cold bottle, the sight of an unopened box, etc.) that tend to prompt cravings.

Obviously, you would not start on the B&H page, not even on the Sabbath, but you could try (at your own risk) this

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for no more than 10 seconds, then go for a cold shower
 
I'm too am a recovering Photo gear addict.

it has been six weeks since I bought some gear.

I didn't realise i had a problem until my wife confronted me with armfulls of lenses; she'd found my stash of gear hidden in all sorts of places around the house.. one lens disguised as a bottle of Vodka.

she said 'I have thrown it all in the dumpster.. it's for your own good!' "Even your Dad is worried"!

How humiliating to find yourself in the dumpster with the neighbours looking on disapprovingly while I got my 'fix'! Oh the humanity!

It's all coming together now.. but I'm just popping out to the store for some groceries...

Nice looking lens.. errr potato..

Just the one.. I'll be ok, i can handle it!

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There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.' :'!':
 
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"We both cried." Good one.

I finally retired from my day job, and unless my portrait business makes big bucks (it could happen!) I'll have to sit out the GFX. I'll concentrate on the inevitable "is medium format worth it??" videos from DigitalRev, the Northrups, Mr. Granger, to keep me sane. Maybe they're out now....
 
I'm too am a recovering Photo gear addict.

it has been six weeks since I bought some gear.

I didn't realise i had a problem until my wife confronted me with armfulls of lenses; she'd found my stash of gear hidden in all sorts of places around the house.. one lens disguised as a bottle of Vodka.

she said 'I have thrown it all in the dumpster.. it's for your own good!' "Even your Dad is worried"!

How humiliating to find yourself in the dumpster with the neighbours looking on disapprovingly while I got my 'fix'! Oh the humanity!

It's all coming together now.. but I'm just popping out to the store for some groceries...

Nice looking lens.. errr potato..

Just the one.. I'll be ok, i can handle it!
 
That's pretty much my method. I come up with a list of compelling features that the next camera must have, but so far are never offered all in a single camera or by a single manufacturer. Lenses are a little easier to deal with, as I've constrained myself to only a couple of focal lengths.
 
All of you with spouses having to give approval ...ha! I have the perfect cure for GAS and to control my spouse at the same time. Just get off of DPReview and go to Edmunds or some other car forum. Start looking through the McKlarens, Lamborghinis, BMWs and other exotic cars. It also helps if you a local dealer to visit and bring home the brochures. Your new car hobby will soon bring comments about don't you need some new camera stuff instead! Internally, you can justify giving up that $250K car for some new Fuji stuff ....a mere $10K. Now can I afford that $200 bag?
 
First, I think you all need to know that I am not an addict. I have this thing completely under control. Completely.

How can I say that?

Easy - I have not bought a single piece of equipment so far this year. It's 24 days old already.

Yes, I know there was a little problem in November last year when I bought both the 90 and 23 1.4 less than 10 days apart, but I had my reasons.

You see, my wife really does have a problem and, yes, she is an addict. (She wouldn’t admit to it, of course, but then they never so, do they?) It’s far worse than GAS and is called OSTS. Which stands for Over-Seas Travel Sickness.

She dreams about foreign travel from the moment she wakes up in the morning, spends hours in front of Travel Channel on the TV and obsesses over programmes like House Hunters international. Classic symptoms, IMHO.

I agree…it’s tragic. She’s a gorgeous, intelligent woman and the mother of our sons. You’d think she would be able to control herself.

However, it works to my advantage.

Because every time I feel a GAS urge coming on…well, not exactly an urge because I do have this thing under control, I promise you…more like whenever I spot a gap in my bag that I really, really, really need to fill…you know how it is?…all I have to do is ask a simple question.

“Darling, where do you think we ought to go this year?”

Yes, new camera gear is always needed for the latest trip.

Like the X-T20 - which is so much lighter and cheaper and - obviously - perfect for travel!

We do cry a lot. Together. But that’s because we are always very, very broke!
 

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