I snuk up on this Heron.......

Cockney Sparrow wrote:
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Why "pegg" of course!! Don't you speak English in the colonies Stan?
We spell it "peg" over here and save four letters for more specific words, ask Dr. Ruth, her favorite starts with a 'P" and is five letters.
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Stan ;o()
I'll misquote Donald Rumsfeld when I say,
'You go take pictures with the glass you've got.'
 
Nah, we speak Amurrican over here. We don't need extra letters in
our words like you do. I could never quite understand the need to
extend words like aluminum, color and flavor with all those extra,
unnecessary letters. :)
How dare you!! The land that gave Shakespeare, Byron, Bronte, Kipling, Churchill and Miss Yeti Goosecreature to the world and you colonials get hold of it and - 200 years later - turning to dust. What an insult..................LOL

Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 
Why "pegg" of course!! Don't you speak English in the colonies Stan?
We spell it "peg" over here and save four letters for more specific
words, ask Dr. Ruth, her favorite starts with a 'P" and is five
letters.
--
Stan ;o()
I'll misquote Donald Rumsfeld when I say,
'You go take pictures with the glass you've got.'
And, pray, what does that stand for Stan.........?
Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 
Oh, you haven't seen cruel yet. Waking up with one of them
three-legged raptors chewing on your leg, now that's cruel ! I
haven't seen bird less than 18 feet tall in here...

Cheers from the great glaciation
Traian

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You Rumanians have a lot to learn - in England we chew on the legs of birds at Christmas but they are NEVER allowed to chew on ours!

Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 
Yes, but if tired enough not to drag the good ol' boulder at the cave entrance (or taste brit humour, for that matter), you end up getting chewed...

And we don't have Christmas in here - but a good supply of pagan gods, though.

Fire is a good thing. We hadn't come across that yet, but I'd love to fry one of those birds.

Ok, enough with my ancient humour, I made a fool of myself, admitted.

OffopicT : we spell it "Romania". this would make us "Romanians".

Regards
Traian
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Yes, but if tired enough not to drag the good ol' boulder at the
cave entrance (or taste brit humour, for that matter), you end up
getting chewed...

And we don't have Christmas in here - but a good supply of pagan
gods, though.

Fire is a good thing. We hadn't come across that yet, but I'd love
to fry one of those birds.

Ok, enough with my ancient humour, I made a fool of myself, admitted.

OffopicT : we spell it "Romania". this would make us "Romanians".

Regards
Traian
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http://www.pbase.com/traianc
No you didn't make a fool of yourself at all - it is as you say, just Brit humour and probably not funny at all anywhere else, but thanks for giving us some fun!

Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 
that current chap you have running things. I mean . . . really now.

Of course, you are to be credited with providing such folks as George Galloway, anyone who can publicly denounce someone as a "Drink-soaked former trostskyist popinjay" and not bust up laughing while doing it deserves at least a nod if not a handshake and smile :)
 
"Taking the Pi$$" means pretty much the same as 'pulling your leg'. Kidding, joking, etc.

See I know what it means, and Im a colonial (although I do hang out with blokes from England & Amsterdam - they have taught me alot of the strange sayings y'all Europeens say.
Not sure if you are actually praising my skills or not there Stan.
I hope you're not taking the P*
If you are referring to the bird's third leg what does "p* "
translate to, from my perspective you're one letter short.
--
Stan ;o()
I'll misquote Donald Rumsfeld when I say,
'You go take pictures with the glass you've got.'
--
ShutterBugin
http://www.exposureproductions.smugmug.com

 
proper place in the scheme of things then?

Hehehe, even the British fowl are proper (I won't say birds due to the double entendre, besides I like my birds a bit improper thanks).

:)
 
Anyone who can use "Popinjay' in a sentence is ok with me.

"You really are a puffed-up Popinjay".
that current chap you have running things. I mean . . . really now.

Of course, you are to be credited with providing such folks as
George Galloway, anyone who can publicly denounce someone as a
"Drink-soaked former trostskyist popinjay" and not bust up laughing
while doing it deserves at least a nod if not a handshake and smile
:)
--
ShutterBugin
http://www.exposureproductions.smugmug.com

 
"Taking the Pi$$" means pretty much the same as 'pulling your leg'.
Kidding, joking, etc.

See I know what it means, and Im a colonial (although I do hang out
with blokes from England & Amsterdam - they have taught me alot of
the strange sayings y'all Europeens say.

DStan wrote:
I guess we'd call it a pi$$er.
--
Stan ;o()
I'll misquote Donald Rumsfeld when I say,
'You go take pictures with the glass you've got.'
 
proper place in the scheme of things then?

Hehehe, even the British fowl are proper (I won't say birds due to
the double entendre, besides I like my birds a bit improper thanks).

:)
You Whould appreciate Esmerelda Parker-Smythe of this forum then - the etiquette advisor and event organiser that posted over the weekend. Now she is a real lady! Posh totti if ever there was.............

Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 
that current chap you have running things. I mean . . . really now.

Of course, you are to be credited with providing such folks as
George Galloway, anyone who can publicly denounce someone as a
"Drink-soaked former trostskyist popinjay" and not bust up laughing
while doing it deserves at least a nod if not a handshake and smile
:)
Good old George - love him or loathe him but you can't ignore him - he is good value

Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 
Traian Cimpeanu wrote:
:
Fire is a good thing. We hadn't come across that yet, but I'd love
to fry one of those birds.
:

You don't fry those birds, you use them to fuel the fire. I recommend finding something a bit more tender, unless you're fond of wood.
--
Stan ;o()
I'll misquote Donald Rumsfeld when I say,
'You go take pictures with the glass you've got.'
 
Fire is a good thing. We hadn't come across that yet, but I'd love
to fry one of those birds.
:

You don't fry those birds, you use them to fuel the fire. I
recommend finding something a bit more tender, unless you're fond
of wood.
--
Stan ;o()
I'll misquote Donald Rumsfeld when I say,
'You go take pictures with the glass you've got.'
.....first, get a very large pan, fill it with water and put a large brick into the bottom.

Place the Heron in the pan with the brick and bring to the boil.

Simmer for at least 7 hours.

Drain the water.

Discard the Heron

Eat the brick.............

Cockney Sparrow

Fortee fousand fevvers on a frushes froat........
 

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