Reading mode: Light Dark

He was joking (nt)

Go to last post
Why don't they just get taller dancers?
--
Camera:
Sony DSC-V1
 
I guess all those people tall people are playing professional basketball?
 
Went to a circus and paid money to see the world's tallest midgets.

Went inside, and whatya know! Regular people walking around!
 
I heard this one on "Upstairs Downstairs" tonight:
What's the difference between a will and a man who ate too much?

one is signed and dated

and the other is.....

dined and sated
 
I'll get a world record for this.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
So, you're a cannibal.
It's probably just a rash.
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
Rat poison only kills rats.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
Well, we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Don't be so superstitious!
--
Camera:
Sony DSC-V1
 
zackiedawg said:
Tie a knot in his tail.

Couldn't help it...an old favorite from kindergarten that I never
forgot.

Any other jokes I have would likely be un-PC, and highly offensive
to all groups, races, sexes, religions, ethnicities, nationalities,
heights, weights, eye colors, hair colors, and left-handers.

--
Justin
Click to expand...
I am an elephant lover and highly offended by your joke.
 
So it is finally through?
 
you did that.
 
... chicken to cross it ?
 
why a german NEVER eats a saucage in ze morning ? ? ? ? ?

Because..............

It would be like going from bed to wurst ! ! !

 
Arn said:
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters,
the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers,
backpackers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and
keep alert for bears.

We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing
so that the bears are not startled unexpectedly by a human's
presence. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with
them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear poop
and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots
of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper
and has little bells in it.

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice

--

Click to expand...
--
http://www.pbase.com/rdavis

To post your photos for comments and critique, come join us at http://www.communityzero.com/e-pics , a warm and helpful community of digital camera owners. Hope to see you there! Nee
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

B
Do I need more than 20MPs
2 3 4
Replies
62
Views
902
Asherax
Asherax
R
pages
Replies
1
Views
75
xpatUSA2
xpatUSA2
Billiam29
Just an amusing quote about Windows
Replies
0
Views
27K
Billiam29
Billiam29
K
OM-5.2 may *possibly* work with FL-LM3
2
Replies
31
Views
9K
Michael Meissner
Michael Meissner
R
mine!
Replies
0
Views
1
rb dwn
R

Keyboard shortcuts

f
Forum
m
My threads
Mobile site
About
Editorial content
Cameras & Lenses
Community
All content, design, and layout are Copyright © 1998–2025 Digital Photography Review All Rights Reserved.
Reproduction in whole or part in any form or medium without specific written permission is prohibited.
When you use DPReview links to buy products, the site may earn a commission.
©GPS Media - Guides, Products, Services.
Back
Top