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In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, backpackers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears.

We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so that the bears are not startled unexpectedly by a human's presence. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear poop and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper and has little bells in it.

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice

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Tie a knot in his tail.

Couldn't help it...an old favorite from kindergarten that I never forgot.

Any other jokes I have would likely be un-PC, and highly offensive to all groups, races, sexes, religions, ethnicities, nationalities, heights, weights, eye colors, hair colors, and left-handers.

--
Justin
 
Lame: Mr. Angel Jones, 27, was convicted of aggravated assault against his girlfriend, specifically, biting off most of her nose in a rage; he admitted the nose was in his mouth but said that due to her using weight-loss medication, her nose had become brittle, and that it just fell off (Toronto, May). And Maurice Williams, 24, was charged with perjury after he told a judge he was not "Williams," even though "Williams" was tattooed on his back. Said Maurice, "I can't see what's on my back. If there's some tattoos on my back, somebody's been bothering me when I'm asleep" (Muncie, Ind., May). [Toronto Star, 6-1-04] [Indianapolis Star, 5-25-04]
 
In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell. At
work I spend most of my time in a 6'x8' cubicle.

In prison they get three free meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work I must wear a badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn
into the clothes.

At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes for
you.

At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors myself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison they can watch TV and play games.
At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they will pay your way through school to learn a new career
and give you time to do it.
At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.

In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost
whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your
time.

In prison you can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences
comes from your actions.
At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.

In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are
just ball and chained.

In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At work you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles yourself.

In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their
part. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the
prisoners.

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Arn said:
In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell. At
work I spend most of my time in a 6'x8' cubicle.

In prison they get three free meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work I must wear a badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn
into the clothes.

At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes for
you.

At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the
doors myself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison they can watch TV and play games.
At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they will pay your way through school to learn a new career
and give you time to do it.
At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own
time.

In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost
whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on
your
time.

In prison you can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences
comes from your actions.
At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.

In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere. At work
you are
just ball and chained.

In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At work you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles yourself.

In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on
their
part. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the
prisoners.

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--kill anyone you will most likely get enough time to enjoy all these rich rewards.

Tanglefoot47
Tulalip Wa.
Canon 10D Canon 28-135 IS, 100-400 IS, Tamron 17-35, Sony 828, W1
 
Arn said:
In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell. At
work I spend most of my time in a 6'x8' cubicle.

In prison they get three free meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work I must wear a badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn
into the clothes.

At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes for
you.

At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the
doors myself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison they can watch TV and play games.
At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they will pay your way through school to learn a new career
and give you time to do it.
At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own
time.

In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost
whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on
your
time.

In prison you can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences
comes from your actions.
At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.

In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere. At work
you are
just ball and chained.

In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At work you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles yourself.

In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on
their
part. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the
prisoners.

--

Click to expand...
--
David

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'Photography is the art of not pushing the button.' - Frank Horvat
 
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