Around the corner ran the killer, with every step growing closer to you. What to do? He is about to slice you like a rabbit when he gets close enough. You quickly fumble in your bag for your weapon... The Nikon 990 mm tank destroyer. With this brilliant beast, you can level a house, sure enough this would turn the man about to murder you into something that your dog might eat for dinner from his bowl. Slowly you pull it out, and begin to boot it up, check your sites and if its just right, you might press the... slit / slice / sclap ... the sounds of metal on flesh grow louder as you fall to the ground. With a strong thud, the Nikon lands hard on your torn torso... things are getting dim... BUT WAIT!!! ITS SQUIDBALL!!! there he goes, rounding the corner... in a single motion pulling somthing from his pocket... it's the Canon s100 glock 9! Thwap Thwap... shots emit from the canon bursting through the killers knee, arm ... thwap shoulder, thwap thwap.. the canon continues to rattle off shots in the now hole filled body of the killer. Squid slowly approaches you, nodding his head at the Nikon and your sliced up body propped up on it. thwap thwap thwap, the last thing you see is the s100 capturing the last precious moment of your short life...
so kids...................................................................
Life is fast, carry a slow weapon and it may pass you by
-squid
so kids...................................................................
Life is fast, carry a slow weapon and it may pass you by
-squid