is 'casting nasturtiums', lol. I love how the web reinforces errors, like 'looser' - I guess a lot of losers are kind of loose characters, so fair enough. Born Looser would make a great tattoo, though.
And the great Americanism: 'I could care less' - to which any other Anglophile might reply: 'Well, why don't you?' The correct expression is: I couldn't care less.
A survey of health complaints some years back solicited the condition 'very coarse veins' (varicose veins).
Jimi Hendrix song lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' ('scuse me while I kiss the sky).
Ben Affleck got enthusiastic about the Dems with: 'We have to enervate the base.' (energize)
An all time favorite: 'Woss this here sauce?' (Worstershire Sauce).
English is a language for the barking mad.