BANNED Mr. Stacey
Senior Member
Well, after seeing portraits by Yehuda Katz of strangers, I asked myself, "How the heck can he get away with this?" He's just walkin' around doing his everyday stuff and then BAM, he decides to take a portrait of some stranger.
On Thanksgiving Day, I thought, inorder to find your answer, YOU HAVE TO BE YEHUDA!
Piece of cake!
I started off by shaving my head again, Yehuda style. I then removed my contacts and put on a pair of glasses.
12 NOON, Off to deliver some prints!
I'm Yehuda Katz.
"Hi Stacey! Come in!"
I pull down my hood. She stares at my eight-ball.
"Uhh...what happened to your..."
I did a closed mouth smile and interrupted her, "I'm YEHUDA KATZ!" and dropped off her $573 order and ran off!
"Don't you wanna stay for lunch???!!!" she screamed on her front porch.
"No thank you!"
"Why not???!!!"
"Cause I'm YEHUDA KATZ!!!"
2:40pm, off to the gathering
I loaded my Blazer with the necessary gear and then headed North.
"Drugs, rock'n'roll. Something something. Late night, booty call, SHINY DISCO BALL!"
Distracted by the radio, I had forgetten something...
10 minutes into the drive, "F*%#!!!!!!!!! The umbrellas!!!!!"
3:15pm, Success
Ok, jammin' to the radio again, I saw a this chick behind me, redhead. She was jammin' as well, but not to the same song. See, when you're jammin' in the car, you just can't stop. It's just a one-man night club or in her case a one-woman night club.
Red light.
This time we were side by side. I groped around in my half closed camera bag and pulled out the F909. F909, wtf? I can't use this! Groped around again and got the F707. I lowered the passenger window and by instinct, she did the same.
I smiled, aimed the camera. She smiled and waved. I fired.
"What was that for?"
"I'm YEHUDA KATZ!"
Green light.
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On Thanksgiving Day, I thought, inorder to find your answer, YOU HAVE TO BE YEHUDA!
Piece of cake!
I started off by shaving my head again, Yehuda style. I then removed my contacts and put on a pair of glasses.
12 NOON, Off to deliver some prints!
I'm Yehuda Katz.
"Hi Stacey! Come in!"
I pull down my hood. She stares at my eight-ball.
"Uhh...what happened to your..."
I did a closed mouth smile and interrupted her, "I'm YEHUDA KATZ!" and dropped off her $573 order and ran off!
"Don't you wanna stay for lunch???!!!" she screamed on her front porch.
"No thank you!"
"Why not???!!!"
"Cause I'm YEHUDA KATZ!!!"
2:40pm, off to the gathering
I loaded my Blazer with the necessary gear and then headed North.
"Drugs, rock'n'roll. Something something. Late night, booty call, SHINY DISCO BALL!"
Distracted by the radio, I had forgetten something...
10 minutes into the drive, "F*%#!!!!!!!!! The umbrellas!!!!!"
3:15pm, Success
Ok, jammin' to the radio again, I saw a this chick behind me, redhead. She was jammin' as well, but not to the same song. See, when you're jammin' in the car, you just can't stop. It's just a one-man night club or in her case a one-woman night club.
Red light.
This time we were side by side. I groped around in my half closed camera bag and pulled out the F909. F909, wtf? I can't use this! Groped around again and got the F707. I lowered the passenger window and by instinct, she did the same.
I smiled, aimed the camera. She smiled and waved. I fired.
"What was that for?"
"I'm YEHUDA KATZ!"
Green light.
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[email protected]
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