I love funny translations (E-5)

I just did a Google search for "Olympus E-5" to see what has been added to the internet recently. I found this supposedly English language site for the Nikon D3000 ( http://www.d3000kit.info/deep-discount-olympus-e-5-123mp-digital-slr.html ) and it has this to say about the E-5:

• In the body, the arrangement of stabilization compensates for up to 5 Angel bang acceleration

• Reduction agreement with the Supersonic Wave Filter dust, asperous architecture thixomold "companion magnesium alloy with burst avant-garde and dust protection

• Shooting video with 30 fps in 720p with more accessible chiral hegemony on the speed and wife bang

Sure can't wait to get my E-5.

Fred

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'Is it the only lesson of history that mankind is unteachable?'
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Back in the 60's in the motorcycle industry, the owner's manuals for the various Japanese cars and motorcycles were hilarious and we enjoyed each new one. One from Suzuki advised "tootling" the horn before crossing uncontrolled intersections. Rich

skysurfer5 said:

I just did a Google search for "Olympus E-5" to see what has been added to the internet recently. I found this supposedly English language site for the Nikon D3000 ( http://www.d3000kit.info/deep-discount-olympus-e-5-123mp-digital-slr.html ) and it has this to say about the E-5:

• In the body, the arrangement of stabilization compensates for up to 5 Angel bang acceleration

• Reduction agreement with the Supersonic Wave Filter dust, asperous architecture thixomold "companion magnesium alloy with burst avant-garde and dust protection

• Shooting video with 30 fps in 720p with more accessible chiral hegemony on the speed and wife bang

Sure can't wait to get my E-5.

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...they don't advertise all the amazing features of their cameras!

"...tootling" the horn before crossing uncontrolled intersections..."

I'm sure what they meant to say was "tootle your horny before crossing uncontrolled intersex."

My E-3 sure didn't come with the "Wife Bang".... E-5 here I come!!

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John Stankewitz

5 angel bang AND wife bang?

'Sounds like trouble....
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Barry

In the late 1970s I had a Mazda RX-2 (fun little car) and it's owner's manual was also very poorly translated and thus very funny. I wish I still had it to quote from.
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'Is it the only lesson of history that mankind is unteachable?'
…Winston S. Churchill

I think the E-5 must be THAT good.
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'Is it the only lesson of history that mankind is unteachable?'
…Winston S. Churchill

Many products from Asia need better translation. This product photo I found on the web is for removing calus and dry skin from the corner/edge of elbows, knees and heels. The Kanji (Chinese Character) for the word corner/edge is the same character for the word "Horn" - hence, the naming of this product.



When I saw this - I was laughing and fell of my chair.

Rick

That's one product I certainly want no part of.
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'Is it the only lesson of history that mankind is unteachable?'
…Winston S. Churchill

Barry Stewart said:

5 angel bang AND wife bang?

'Sounds like trouble....

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incorporating that in just one body sounds like ingenious engineering to me!
did they patent that?!