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Explain to her that you took that shot with an old lens & this is the photo you intended to post taken with a new lens...

Try not to let her see both versions side-by-side as this is the shot she expects to see.

If this does not work you either have to fork out for surgery or leave the country- make sure your passport is up to date ! :)



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Keith-C
 
Lyle From Canada said:
Because my MIL has said she is going to kill me for posting this on facebook



;)

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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
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You do understand , that if you disappear the police will arrest your MIL and charge her with murder .

So my advice is , to keep posting this until you are dead and this will be your life insurance . Your MIL will not dare to harm a hair on your head because MIL will go to the big house with all of those killers in there .

Oh , What is a MIL ?

Dusty
 
MIL = Mother in law
DUSTY LENS said:
Lyle From Canada said:
Because my MIL has said she is going to kill me for posting this on facebook

;)

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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
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You do understand , that if you disappear the police will arrest your MIL and charge her with murder .

So my advice is , to keep posting this until you are dead and this will be your life insurance . Your MIL will not dare to harm a hair on your head because MIL will go to the big house with all of those killers in there .

Oh , What is a MIL ?

Dusty
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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
 
Keith - LMAO, can you give a quick tutorial on how you did that?

PS - can you walk on water too?
KEITH-C said:
Explain to her that you took that shot with an old lens & this is the photo you intended to post taken with a new lens...

Try not to let her see both versions side-by-side as this is the shot she expects to see.

If this does not work you either have to fork out for surgery or leave the country- make sure your passport is up to date ! :)



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Keith-C
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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
 
All vitamins, and one bottle of Aleve so I can golf and still walk after LOL
EricLassiter said:
And the small pharmacy in the background? Could those pills be used to dull the shame and aggravation she might feel toward - you.
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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
 
Lyle I used mainly Portrait Professional & PS , using the liquify filter to subtly altered the face outlines. I did overdo the changes but only to give some idea of what can be achieved. It is fatal to do before & after comparisons when this is done (other than to monitor changes) but a more subtle approach can achieve great improvements..

I used an earlier version of Portrait P & it has been improved & is invaluable to anyone who takes a lot of portraits

PS - there is a trial version of PP , give it a try.

http://www.portraitprofessional.com/download/

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Keith-C
 
Thanks, I am going to download the rial and play around with it.
KEITH-C said:
Lyle I used mainly Portrait Professional & PS , using the liquify filter to subtly altered the face outlines. I did overdo the changes but only to give some idea of what can be achieved. It is fatal to do before & after comparisons when this is done (other than to monitor changes) but a more subtle approach can achieve great improvements..

I used an earlier version of Portrait P & it has been improved & is invaluable to anyone who takes a lot of portraits

PS - there is a trial version of PP , give it a try.

http://www.portraitprofessional.com/download/

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Keith-C
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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
 
Lyle, why not create a challenge using the original and see who can do the best touch-up. Then, you could give it to your MIL for Christmas ;-)
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AEH
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Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!
 
ornic said:
Good last message! :P
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The picture and post remind me of the posts you see sometimes titled, "The last picture I ever took with my Axxx camera..." :-D

George
 
Here's my 10 minutes in CS3 version.

Not a big fan of Portrait Professional, there's far better programmes out there, but all need time to set up to get anything near acceptable.





John
 
Lyle From Canada said:
DUSTY LENS said:
Lyle From Canada said:
Because my MIL has said she is going to kill me for posting this on facebook

;)

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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
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You do understand , that if you disappear the police will arrest your MIL and charge her with murder .

So my advice is , to keep posting this until you are dead and this will be your life insurance . Your MIL will not dare to harm a hair on your head because MIL will go to the big house with all of those killers in there .

Oh , What is a MIL ?

Dusty
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Oh Yea ! Mother In Law . Why didn't I think of it ?

Well I guess I am very fortunate to not know this one . I don't have any Mother in Law so it was a puzzle for me .

Just tell her if she messes with you , you will post her picture here for the police to know who to look for . I see you have very little experience dealing with killers .

The only thing they understand is another killer .
 
All good unless your goal was too make her look like she was 20 years older than she is. In case some dont know I processed it like this on purpose.
John A Wake said:
Here's my 10 minutes in CS3 version.

Not a big fan of Portrait Professional, there's far better programmes out there, but all need time to set up to get anything near acceptable.





John
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Sony a500 - Sigma 10-20 - Minolta 28/2.8 - Sony 50/1.8 - Zeiss 16-80 - tamron 70-200/2.8 - extension tubes - Kenko teleplus300 1.4TC - HVL42 (x2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylegenykphotography/
 
In that case, your a very brave man.

John
 
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