Pictures I Am Sick And Tired Of Seeing

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This is for all the folks out there who, just like me, spend too much time on the Web reading about photography and looking at people's pictures trying to get better at this thing of ours.

I am guilty of several of these. Just go here to see.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/user?user_id=378035

In no particular order...
  • Cats
Kittens are more tolerable except when in something like a basket or if bows of any sort are involved. Pictures of my cats prove they are, of course, the absolute best ever. Do you want to see some?
  • Antelope Canyon
It is a million variations of about 4 different shots (the basic well exposed shot, the shaft of light shot, bright areas and nearly black sections, ring of black around a bright area). Do we really need 1,000,000 different photographers from everywhere in the world going there when just about every square inch for 500 miles in every direction is the most fantastical landscape on the planet? Of course, 99% time you can bet your going to see Bryce Canyon and probably Zion in the same set of photos. I'm just saying. :)
  • First Pictures With New Camera
If your are an early adopter its your duty to post early pictures though the first are often not the really worthy of the time. Everyone else is just being lame. I am fairly certain I did this, too. :)
  • Flowers
Ok. If I haven't seen every type of ornamental flower on the planet at least 20 times I would be surprised.
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
To be truthful I am not really sick of these, but am just worried that the increased population density of large chested models from Eastern Europe caused by the number of Eastern European photographers on photo.sig will some how destabilize the Earth's orbit and send us all plummeting into the Sun. I guess that would, at least, solve the Iraq problem in a fair and even manner.
  • Backyard Birds (possibly only those of North America)
Same problem as flowers. We may have literally seen all the hummingbirds in the USA. Lets just lump squirrels in here and get it over with.
  • Sunrise/Sunset Without Any Other Subject
Just follow this simple rule: Don't take pictures of the sunrise and sunset, take pictures of SOMETHING at sunrise or sunset.
  • Bees/Dragonflys/Lady Bugs/Praying Mantisses
There are maybe 6 million species of insects of which 2000 are Mantisses, 4000 are Lady Bugs, 5000 are Dragonflies, and about 35,000 are Bees. How about a more pictures of the other 5, 964,000 species.

Mike Roberts
 
Lol, not much I can add to that list;

I'm sure that I have seen way too many pictures in the "i just got a new camera" category, and the "flowers and bees and cats too"

For the most part I agree, but i'm not as familiar with this one; you should post samples to convince us of their prevalence. ;-)
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
anyway, good to keep people reminded that originality is in fact what we're all about.
 
Originality and creativity apply to Photography as much as to other forms of arts.
I'm sure that I have seen way too many pictures in the "i just got
a new camera" category, and the "flowers and bees and cats too"

For the most part I agree, but i'm not as familiar with this one;
you should post samples to convince us of their prevalence. ;-)
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
anyway, good to keep people reminded that originality is in fact
what we're all about.
--
http://www.pbase.com/limlh
 
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
To be truthful I am not really sick of these
=====

Hi Mike

No joke - but I actually did a 2 hour shoot with a large chested model from Eastern Europe on Wednesday night.

Her name was Sandra, she was from Lithuainia and she was simply 'stunning' - the most beautiful girl I've photographed so far.

All the photos are on my hard-drive. I haven't got round to printing them or uploading some to my website yet. But when I do, I'll make sure to not post any here ;-))

Nice post!

PS - if you don't want to see any other 'large chested models' please don't click onto my website.

Best wishes

Paul
--
Paul Jones
Olympus E-20
http://www.pauljones.org
 
I am guilty of all except the canyon and the sunset.

Are small breasted models OK ? I have a few of those.

Have fun

--
Gaetan J.
'when you assume something you make an ass out of u and me' B.Hill
 
Mike
This was great reading....
Have you submitted this to any photo mags ???
Thanks for the grins it brought !!!!!!!
Don

By the way, have you seen my picture of the bumble bee as it is sitting on the ...............
 
This was great reading....
Thanks. I try to earn my keep around here.
Have you submitted this to any photo mags ???
Nope.
Thanks for the grins it brought !!!!!!!
Thanks.
By the way, have you seen my picture of the bumble bee as it is
sitting on the ...............
No, but if you have a picture of a large chested East European model with a bee getting nectar from a flower laying between her breasts while she chases a cat with a dragonfly in its mouth down Antelope Canyon at sunset, let me know. Especially if its the first picture with your new camera.

Mike Roberts
 
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Mike Roberts wrote:
(Pictures I am sick of seeing
  • Bees/Dragonflys/Lady Bugs/Praying Mantisses
There are maybe 6 million species of insects of which 2000 are
Mantisses, 4000 are Lady Bugs, 5000 are Dragonflies, and about
35,000 are Bees. How about a more pictures of the other 5, 964,000
species.

Mike Roberts
 
Just an insect, sick of being photographed, with its luxation of the second hip left and a broken antenna right.

But without kidding: If there were only superb pictures, it would spoil my pleasure in photography because I could not make ever one single piece of art. But the so-so pictures of people, family and relatives from the past, are becoming very dear to us as time passes.
Hans
 
No, but if you have a picture of a large chested East European
model with a bee getting nectar from a flower laying between her
breasts while she chases a cat with a dragonfly in its mouth down
Antelope Canyon at sunset, let me know. Especially if its the first
picture with your new camera.
Mike

My new 1 mega pixel Nikasony 1 will be arriving soon...(can't wait !!!)
I have bought the close up attachment also.
What type of batteries should I get ????
Do I need to get the "Ultra case" or just the regular case..(just in case)
Has anyone posted pixs from this camera yet....?
Whats the best printer for this camera ????
Large chested European model was an optional purchase --is it worth it ???
Anybody know were to get the best prices on this option.......
I think the sun is setting ....got to go !

Don

(Thanks again Mike --- some one had to say it !!!!)
 
No, but if you have a picture of a large chested East European
model with a bee getting nectar from a flower laying between her
breasts while she chases a cat with a dragonfly in its mouth down
Antelope Canyon at sunset, let me know. Especially if its the first
picture with your new camera.
Mike

My new 1 mega pixel Nikasony 1 will be arriving soon...(can't wait
!!!)
I have bought the close up attachment also.
What type of batteries should I get ????
Do I need to get the "Ultra case" or just the regular case..(just
in case)
Has anyone posted pixs from this camera yet....?
Whats the best printer for this camera ????
Large chested European model was an optional purchase --is it worth
it ???
Anybody know were to get the best prices on this option.......
I think the sun is setting ....got to go !

Don

(Thanks again Mike --- some one had to say it !!!!)
PS Where can I get more pixels when I run out ?????
 
Don't forget peoples first borns.
This is for all the folks out there who, just like me, spend too
much time on the Web reading about photography and looking at
people's pictures trying to get better at this thing of ours.

I am guilty of several of these. Just go here to see.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/user?user_id=378035

In no particular order...
  • Cats
Kittens are more tolerable except when in something like a basket
or if bows of any sort are involved. Pictures of my cats prove they
are, of course, the absolute best ever. Do you want to see some?
  • Antelope Canyon
It is a million variations of about 4 different shots (the basic
well exposed shot, the shaft of light shot, bright areas and nearly
black sections, ring of black around a bright area). Do we really
need 1,000,000 different photographers from everywhere in the world
going there when just about every square inch for 500 miles in
every direction is the most fantastical landscape on the planet?
Of course, 99% time you can bet your going to see Bryce Canyon and
probably Zion in the same set of photos. I'm just saying. :)
  • First Pictures With New Camera
If your are an early adopter its your duty to post early pictures
though the first are often not the really worthy of the time.
Everyone else is just being lame. I am fairly certain I did this,
too. :)
  • Flowers
Ok. If I haven't seen every type of ornamental flower on the planet
at least 20 times I would be surprised.
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
To be truthful I am not really sick of these, but am just worried
that the increased population density of large chested models from
Eastern Europe caused by the number of Eastern European
photographers on photo.sig will some how destabilize the Earth's
orbit and send us all plummeting into the Sun. I guess that would,
at least, solve the Iraq problem in a fair and even manner.
  • Backyard Birds (possibly only those of North America)
Same problem as flowers. We may have literally seen all the
hummingbirds in the USA. Lets just lump squirrels in here and get
it over with.
  • Sunrise/Sunset Without Any Other Subject
Just follow this simple rule: Don't take pictures of the sunrise
and sunset, take pictures of SOMETHING at sunrise or sunset.
  • Bees/Dragonflys/Lady Bugs/Praying Mantisses
There are maybe 6 million species of insects of which 2000 are
Mantisses, 4000 are Lady Bugs, 5000 are Dragonflies, and about
35,000 are Bees. How about a more pictures of the other 5, 964,000
species.

Mike Roberts
--
http://jonr.beecee.org/gallery/
 
My new 1 mega pixel Nikasony 1 will be arriving soon...(can't wait
!!!)
I have bought the close up attachment also.
What type of batteries should I get ????
Do I need to get the "Ultra case" or just the regular case..(just
in case)
Has anyone posted pixs from this camera yet....?
Whats the best printer for this camera ????
Large chested European model was an optional purchase --is it worth
it ???
Anybody know were to get the best prices on this option.......
I think the sun is setting ....got to go !
 
I think you get them at the health food store, just make sure they are organic!
No, but if you have a picture of a large chested East European
model with a bee getting nectar from a flower laying between her
breasts while she chases a cat with a dragonfly in its mouth down
Antelope Canyon at sunset, let me know. Especially if its the first
picture with your new camera.
Mike

My new 1 mega pixel Nikasony 1 will be arriving soon...(can't wait
!!!)
I have bought the close up attachment also.
What type of batteries should I get ????
Do I need to get the "Ultra case" or just the regular case..(just
in case)
Has anyone posted pixs from this camera yet....?
Whats the best printer for this camera ????
Large chested European model was an optional purchase --is it worth
it ???
Anybody know were to get the best prices on this option.......
I think the sun is setting ....got to go !

Don

(Thanks again Mike --- some one had to say it !!!!)
PS Where can I get more pixels when I run out ?????
 
This is for all the folks out there who, just like me, spend too
much time on the Web reading about photography and looking at
people's pictures trying to get better at this thing of ours.

I am guilty of several of these. Just go here to see.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/user?user_id=378035

In no particular order...
  • Cats
Kittens are more tolerable except when in something like a basket
or if bows of any sort are involved. Pictures of my cats prove they
are, of course, the absolute best ever. Do you want to see some?
  • Antelope Canyon
It is a million variations of about 4 different shots (the basic
well exposed shot, the shaft of light shot, bright areas and nearly
black sections, ring of black around a bright area). Do we really
need 1,000,000 different photographers from everywhere in the world
going there when just about every square inch for 500 miles in
every direction is the most fantastical landscape on the planet?
Of course, 99% time you can bet your going to see Bryce Canyon and
probably Zion in the same set of photos. I'm just saying. :)
  • First Pictures With New Camera
If your are an early adopter its your duty to post early pictures
though the first are often not the really worthy of the time.
Everyone else is just being lame. I am fairly certain I did this,
too. :)
  • Flowers
Ok. If I haven't seen every type of ornamental flower on the planet
at least 20 times I would be surprised.
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
To be truthful I am not really sick of these, but am just worried
that the increased population density of large chested models from
Eastern Europe caused by the number of Eastern European
photographers on photo.sig will some how destabilize the Earth's
orbit and send us all plummeting into the Sun. I guess that would,
at least, solve the Iraq problem in a fair and even manner.
  • Backyard Birds (possibly only those of North America)
Same problem as flowers. We may have literally seen all the
hummingbirds in the USA. Lets just lump squirrels in here and get
it over with.
  • Sunrise/Sunset Without Any Other Subject
Just follow this simple rule: Don't take pictures of the sunrise
and sunset, take pictures of SOMETHING at sunrise or sunset.
  • Bees/Dragonflys/Lady Bugs/Praying Mantisses
There are maybe 6 million species of insects of which 2000 are
Mantisses, 4000 are Lady Bugs, 5000 are Dragonflies, and about
35,000 are Bees. How about a more pictures of the other 5, 964,000
species.

Mike Roberts
 
I love digital. Put Your pictures on the web where I do not have to see them if I do not actually click on Your link. I hate film. Uncles with slides by the thousands insisting on showing them at all times. I was brought up watching slide shows of no particular interest.

Regards
Zettlers
This is for all the folks out there who, just like me, spend too
much time on the Web reading about photography and looking at
people's pictures trying to get better at this thing of ours.

I am guilty of several of these. Just go here to see.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/user?user_id=378035

In no particular order...
  • Cats
Kittens are more tolerable except when in something like a basket
or if bows of any sort are involved. Pictures of my cats prove they
are, of course, the absolute best ever. Do you want to see some?
  • Antelope Canyon
It is a million variations of about 4 different shots (the basic
well exposed shot, the shaft of light shot, bright areas and nearly
black sections, ring of black around a bright area). Do we really
need 1,000,000 different photographers from everywhere in the world
going there when just about every square inch for 500 miles in
every direction is the most fantastical landscape on the planet?
Of course, 99% time you can bet your going to see Bryce Canyon and
probably Zion in the same set of photos. I'm just saying. :)
  • First Pictures With New Camera
If your are an early adopter its your duty to post early pictures
though the first are often not the really worthy of the time.
Everyone else is just being lame. I am fairly certain I did this,
too. :)
  • Flowers
Ok. If I haven't seen every type of ornamental flower on the planet
at least 20 times I would be surprised.
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
To be truthful I am not really sick of these, but am just worried
that the increased population density of large chested models from
Eastern Europe caused by the number of Eastern European
photographers on photo.sig will some how destabilize the Earth's
orbit and send us all plummeting into the Sun. I guess that would,
at least, solve the Iraq problem in a fair and even manner.
  • Backyard Birds (possibly only those of North America)
Same problem as flowers. We may have literally seen all the
hummingbirds in the USA. Lets just lump squirrels in here and get
it over with.
  • Sunrise/Sunset Without Any Other Subject
Just follow this simple rule: Don't take pictures of the sunrise
and sunset, take pictures of SOMETHING at sunrise or sunset.
  • Bees/Dragonflys/Lady Bugs/Praying Mantisses
There are maybe 6 million species of insects of which 2000 are
Mantisses, 4000 are Lady Bugs, 5000 are Dragonflies, and about
35,000 are Bees. How about a more pictures of the other 5, 964,000
species.

Mike Roberts
--
http://jonr.beecee.org/gallery/
 
My cat pictures will rock the world.
This is for all the folks out there who, just like me, spend too
much time on the Web reading about photography and looking at
people's pictures trying to get better at this thing of ours.

I am guilty of several of these. Just go here to see.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/user?user_id=378035

In no particular order...
  • Cats
Kittens are more tolerable except when in something like a basket
or if bows of any sort are involved. Pictures of my cats prove they
are, of course, the absolute best ever. Do you want to see some?
  • Antelope Canyon
It is a million variations of about 4 different shots (the basic
well exposed shot, the shaft of light shot, bright areas and nearly
black sections, ring of black around a bright area). Do we really
need 1,000,000 different photographers from everywhere in the world
going there when just about every square inch for 500 miles in
every direction is the most fantastical landscape on the planet?
Of course, 99% time you can bet your going to see Bryce Canyon and
probably Zion in the same set of photos. I'm just saying. :)
  • First Pictures With New Camera
If your are an early adopter its your duty to post early pictures
though the first are often not the really worthy of the time.
Everyone else is just being lame. I am fairly certain I did this,
too. :)
  • Flowers
Ok. If I haven't seen every type of ornamental flower on the planet
at least 20 times I would be surprised.
  • Large Chested Models From Eastern Europe
To be truthful I am not really sick of these, but am just worried
that the increased population density of large chested models from
Eastern Europe caused by the number of Eastern European
photographers on photo.sig will some how destabilize the Earth's
orbit and send us all plummeting into the Sun. I guess that would,
at least, solve the Iraq problem in a fair and even manner.
  • Backyard Birds (possibly only those of North America)
Same problem as flowers. We may have literally seen all the
hummingbirds in the USA. Lets just lump squirrels in here and get
it over with.
  • Sunrise/Sunset Without Any Other Subject
Just follow this simple rule: Don't take pictures of the sunrise
and sunset, take pictures of SOMETHING at sunrise or sunset.
  • Bees/Dragonflys/Lady Bugs/Praying Mantisses
There are maybe 6 million species of insects of which 2000 are
Mantisses, 4000 are Lady Bugs, 5000 are Dragonflies, and about
35,000 are Bees. How about a more pictures of the other 5, 964,000
species.

Mike Roberts
 

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