cUrVe
Senior Member
ANNOUNCER: welcome everyone to the stf challenge 18 awards show. your host for this 5 minute fun-filled evening will be none other than cUrVe. yes ladies and gentlemen he is honoring us with his presence here tonight.
THE AUDIENCE STARTS BOOING.
ANNOUNCER: and now without further ado... everyone put your hands together for cUrVe.
THE AUDIENCE STARTS BOOING AGAIN... LOUDLY.
cUrVe: of course you know this means you like me... you really, really like me.
THE AUDIENCE IMMEDIATELY STOPS BOOING.
cUrVe: ok then. we are all gathered here to... geez... who wrote this?... sounds like i'm doing a wedding here. dump the tele-promptr, i'll just wing it. and to help me wing it, i give tou you... phil inn.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS.
cUrVe: i guess some of you remember phil who was filling in for me for the c17 acceptance speech. so phil, what have you been up to lately?
PHIL INN: hey cUrVeball. and thanks to all you stf'ers out there.
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS.
PHIL: to answer your question there cUrVeball, i've just been hangin' around pbase, amazed at all the ufo submissions there. great stuff and super job all you stf'ers you.
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS LOUDER.
cUrVe: you got that right phil. awesome collection of ufos.
PHIL: hey cUrVeball, got a question for ya. what we're you thinking when you started identifying so many of the unidentifieds. you trying to blow our cover or what?
cUrVe: yes phil i know. i just got so wrapped up in all the excitement. good thing ann c. and mark j. among others were quick with the buzzer too or all the stf'ers would think there was some conspiracy going on.
PHIL: well enough of this idle chit chat. i want to know who won and so do all the stf'ers out there.
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS WILDLY.
cUrVe: ok then. let's get down to it. let's get busy. let's all get jiggy with it. let's get groovin' and a movin'.... woohoo!
PHIL: ah... cUrVe?
cUrVe: yeah phil?
PHIL: the winners, please and thank you.
cUrVe: oh yeah... ok then. in the exhibition category, 3rd place is a tie with 18 pts., mike fitzgerald with slice of life and joseph may with we come in peace. 2nd place with 24 pts., MCF with eclipse. and the winner, with 33 pts., zivg with home of green people.
PHIL: i'm guessing maybe a list of at least the top 10 will be posted by tomorrow on the stf?
cUrVe: that it will phil. and now in the eligible category, 3rd place, with 23 pts., antoine with ufo is landing. 2nd place, with 29 pts., bezucho and taking off. and the winner, and the next host, with 33 pts., dee golden for wormhole.
THE AUDIENCE STANDS AND GIVES A STANDING OVATION.
cUrVe: congratulations to dee and zivg and thanks to all the rest of you for showing up and having a blast and making c18 such a success. i couldn't have done it without you. i also hope the numbers are right. the accounting firm of dumb and dumber got different results every time they tabulated the votes so here's hoping that the results are somewhere close to reality. well now it's dee's turn to host challenge 19 and pick the next topic and all the headaches... i mean fun that goes with hosting one of these challenge thingies. as for phil and me, well, i guess we're outta here.
PHIL: that's right cUrVe. our work is done here.
cUrVe: yes it is phil. mission accomplished. and you know what that means phil?
PHIL TAKES OUT HIS INTCD, INTERPLANETARY NEURAL TRANSMISSION COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE AND HOLDS IT UP TO HIS FACE.
PHIL: home james.
cUrVe AND PHIL ARE SUDDENLY BEAMED SKYWARDS WITHIN BLINDINGLY BRIGHT SHAFTS OF LIGHT.
AND THAT BRINGS TO A CLOSE ANOTHER EXCITING CHAPTER IN THE CONTINUING STF CHALLENGE SAGA.
STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 19... COMING SOON TO SCREENS IN FRONT OF YOU.
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cUrVe
http://homepage.mac.com/curve
'the hardest thing to see is what is in front of your eyes.'
THE AUDIENCE STARTS BOOING.
ANNOUNCER: and now without further ado... everyone put your hands together for cUrVe.
THE AUDIENCE STARTS BOOING AGAIN... LOUDLY.
cUrVe: of course you know this means you like me... you really, really like me.
THE AUDIENCE IMMEDIATELY STOPS BOOING.
cUrVe: ok then. we are all gathered here to... geez... who wrote this?... sounds like i'm doing a wedding here. dump the tele-promptr, i'll just wing it. and to help me wing it, i give tou you... phil inn.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS.
cUrVe: i guess some of you remember phil who was filling in for me for the c17 acceptance speech. so phil, what have you been up to lately?
PHIL INN: hey cUrVeball. and thanks to all you stf'ers out there.
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS.
PHIL: to answer your question there cUrVeball, i've just been hangin' around pbase, amazed at all the ufo submissions there. great stuff and super job all you stf'ers you.
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS LOUDER.
cUrVe: you got that right phil. awesome collection of ufos.
PHIL: hey cUrVeball, got a question for ya. what we're you thinking when you started identifying so many of the unidentifieds. you trying to blow our cover or what?
cUrVe: yes phil i know. i just got so wrapped up in all the excitement. good thing ann c. and mark j. among others were quick with the buzzer too or all the stf'ers would think there was some conspiracy going on.
PHIL: well enough of this idle chit chat. i want to know who won and so do all the stf'ers out there.
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS WILDLY.
cUrVe: ok then. let's get down to it. let's get busy. let's all get jiggy with it. let's get groovin' and a movin'.... woohoo!
PHIL: ah... cUrVe?
cUrVe: yeah phil?
PHIL: the winners, please and thank you.
cUrVe: oh yeah... ok then. in the exhibition category, 3rd place is a tie with 18 pts., mike fitzgerald with slice of life and joseph may with we come in peace. 2nd place with 24 pts., MCF with eclipse. and the winner, with 33 pts., zivg with home of green people.
PHIL: i'm guessing maybe a list of at least the top 10 will be posted by tomorrow on the stf?
cUrVe: that it will phil. and now in the eligible category, 3rd place, with 23 pts., antoine with ufo is landing. 2nd place, with 29 pts., bezucho and taking off. and the winner, and the next host, with 33 pts., dee golden for wormhole.
THE AUDIENCE STANDS AND GIVES A STANDING OVATION.
cUrVe: congratulations to dee and zivg and thanks to all the rest of you for showing up and having a blast and making c18 such a success. i couldn't have done it without you. i also hope the numbers are right. the accounting firm of dumb and dumber got different results every time they tabulated the votes so here's hoping that the results are somewhere close to reality. well now it's dee's turn to host challenge 19 and pick the next topic and all the headaches... i mean fun that goes with hosting one of these challenge thingies. as for phil and me, well, i guess we're outta here.
PHIL: that's right cUrVe. our work is done here.
cUrVe: yes it is phil. mission accomplished. and you know what that means phil?
PHIL TAKES OUT HIS INTCD, INTERPLANETARY NEURAL TRANSMISSION COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE AND HOLDS IT UP TO HIS FACE.
PHIL: home james.
cUrVe AND PHIL ARE SUDDENLY BEAMED SKYWARDS WITHIN BLINDINGLY BRIGHT SHAFTS OF LIGHT.
AND THAT BRINGS TO A CLOSE ANOTHER EXCITING CHAPTER IN THE CONTINUING STF CHALLENGE SAGA.
STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 19... COMING SOON TO SCREENS IN FRONT OF YOU.
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cUrVe
http://homepage.mac.com/curve
'the hardest thing to see is what is in front of your eyes.'
A great topic and a great deal of fun. Ann
