He he he!
Who knows?
I may not be the original Danny anymore.
I have been snatched already!
Imagination whirling...and twirling...work work work....
Okay!
(the fake Danny speaking)...
in a trance like manner...
"ooo....ahhhhh.....I come in one piece...(instead of I come in peace)...
my name is Bulbah (it's not Vulva okay?)...
I come from a planet...
10,000 light years from your earth...different galaxy...
my species...we have long long lifespans...about 15,000 of your earth years...
my craft landed here 10,000 years ago when the original manuscripts of your so
called Holy Bible has not been written yet....
I have witnessed several events in your planet's history..."
at this time Pedro...the earthling who is half Panamanian interrupts the fake
Danny...
"I am sorry to interrupt you...master Bulbah...
but I have to ask...
are the events in Bible...did they really take place?"
By then Bulbah turned to his lowly servant...and replied...
"ahhh! that question again! for centuries people have asked me the same
question over and over....here is my answer...
but please Pedro...don't spread it around...people will take you as a fool...
even if you're telling the truth...
anyway...it's a mixed answer...
some stories are true...some were made up...
some were really exaggerated..."
Pedro interrupted "But master....did the great flood really take place?"
Bulbah said..."I am sorry to disappoint you Pedro...it did not take place..."
Pedro is shocked..."But master...I read in the Bible and I have faith..."
Bulbah then retorted..."I understand you my loyal servant...you have been
brainwashed for years...the people who brainwashed you were brainwashed
themselves...
and use your logic...if the entire earth was flooded, where did all the water go
afterwards? They collected all the animals right? How come the penguins knew
how to walk back to their continent and the kangaroos hopped back to
Australia...how was that possible?...the airplane wasn't even invented yet...
more...how did they feed all the animals? how come the lions did not attack the
gazelles and eat them?
plus...if God was angry at the people because they were evil...how come he
destroyed most of the animals too? The animals did not do anything against God."
Then a wide eyed Pedro said
"master...are you saying there is no God?"
Bulba replied...
"Pedro...Pedro...Pedro...let's not go that far...because I believe in God..."
Pedro said...in a hopeful manner..."master...have you seen God?"
Bulbah gave a sigh...and said...
"Pedro...I wish...I wish...maybe one day I will...but who knows?"
Then Pedro...by some reason changed the subject
"master...are there other intelligent creatures out there?"
Bulba replied with confidence...
"But of course Pedro...of course...this universe is vast..."
The Pedro with some wit said...
"Then master Bulbah...why did you snatch master Danny's body?
What has he done to you?"
That made Bulba's blood (it's blue...he's blue blooded) boil....
Then the story suddenly ends...
or does it?
Danny Tuason
I will buy one asap.
This will complete my collection of bodies....I am the body snatcher!
Add to, not complete - unless you intend becoming a candidate for
body snatching yourself soon. ;-)