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"I'm so sorry, did you say something... humerus?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"Of course I'm serving another term. I've been re-elected... again!"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

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"There must be BETTER things in this world than to be winner of the World's Quickest Barbeque Lighter!"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"Hey! Jerry Garcia! Is that really you? Would you autograph my sternum?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"I think the wine is way too acidic. What do YOU think?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"You're so quiet lately. What's eating you?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"Don't you be short with me, young man!"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
How many times do I have to tell you young man, you do not come back to this house at dawn completely legless, I won't have it.

Dad, you soooooooooooooooooooooo uncool and anyway everyone's doing it

And if 'everyone' jumped off a cliff and died would you do the same?

Da-ad, I already did, look where we are, hic!
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'You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.' Stephen King

 
How many times do I have to tell you young man, you do not come back
to this house at dawn completely legless, I won't have it.
Between you and Photophile, I get the impression that the term "legless" is used as a euphemism for being intoxicated, drunk, inebriated, plastered, hammered, s_it-faced, etc. I confess that I've never heard that one before. It does make sense, given the effects of too much alcohol on one's ability to keep one's legs under one while attempting something silly, like walking.

The rest of your dialog seems to span the Atlantic seamlessly. But I have never heard the term "legless" used that way Over Here.

Just making editorial chatter here... "Two people divided by a common language" and all that. ;o)

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"You don't look half bad. Dunno about the other half."

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"I told you making boomerangs out of cast iron was stupid, now didn't I?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
... I was hoping for more like Jose Ferrer in "Cyrano de Bergerac," but I get your point. ;o)

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"Nice work, Hawthorne. Obviously this took a lot of legwork on your part."

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"I appreciate your enthusiasm, Billy Joe, but next time you might try playing lighter weight spoons."

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"I like that Artshot Sue, but did you ever notice when she takes a picture she tends to cut off peoples' legs?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
"Oh yes, I'm a registered organ donor. You?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 

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