Halloween Caption Contest

Artshot Sue · Oct 30, 2007

This Sunday I visited a Six Flags theme park and they were having a "Fright Fest" so the park was decorated with skeletons, and the fountains were filled with red coloring so they looked like blood. In the bright sunlight, rainbows formed, which contrasted oddly with the macabre setting.

I thought the skeleton on the right appeared to be saying something in this shot... it just screams for a caption, don't ya think?

The best I could come up with was an optimist in hell, saying "Ooh, a rainbow! Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end?"

...but that's kind of lame. So I thought I'd offer it up for a little contest.

The winner gets to feel smug and act pretentious for being considered the wittiest person on the forum.

The band will now play dirges while you mull over your clever comments:

full size:
http://i.pbase.com/o3/56/525156/1/88029365.O5kBERsM.deadbandbw.jpg

Happy Halloween!

Sue
BOOO!

Lois Ann · Oct 30, 2007

I say, mate, where did you leave your legs?
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Inigo Montoya · Oct 30, 2007

Max, you'll need a yarmulke like mine if you're gonna join the minyan.

Marn · Oct 30, 2007

So thats were our blood ended up ..!!!!

Marion

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photophile · Oct 31, 2007

Top picture:

Skeleton on the right: Don't worry about me mate, I'm 'armless.

Skeleton on the left: hic and I'm legless.

2nd Picture:

Rolling Stones Announce Farewell Concert

;-)
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AH

Kim R · Oct 31, 2007

"You're looking good. Have you been working out? "--

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Katerina_D · Oct 31, 2007

Two suggestions

1. Left Skeleton - I'm telling you that's a rainbow in hell

Right Skeleton - You don't have a leg to stand on

2. After a heavy days drinking in hell one skeleton says to the other "Aww, c'mon, if you can see a rainbow against the fiery skies of the underworld than you're more legless than I though you were..."

But I think it's a 'spooktacular' photo!!!
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mnstoryteller · Oct 31, 2007

"No, no! You can't be too rich or too thin! You tell me about your diet, and I'll tell you about mine!"
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Steve

photophile · Oct 31, 2007

For the top Picture:

1. Cast of Original Star Trek series re-unite...

2. Current trend for super waifs seen as going too far

3. "How long have you been waiting for the number 28 bus ?"

4. What really became of Stanley & Livingstone....

5. Donner Party survivors tell a hellish tale

(OK....sorry, that last one is in very poor....taste)

;-))

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AH

Beacon · Oct 31, 2007

Artshot Sue said:
I thought the skeleton on the right appeared to be saying something
in this shot... it just screams for a caption, don't ya think?

I think it's singing . . . . listen . . . can you hear it?

"Some . . WHERE . . over the rainbow . . . skies . . are . . red . . . "

Artshot Sue said:
The winner gets to feel smug and act pretentious for being considered
the wittiest person on the forum.

But what if we do that already? Were we not supposed to be doing that? :-/

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Typeaux · Oct 31, 2007

Skel at right: "Oh right. You need a recliner lounge like I need a tattoo and new hairdo. You just don't GET it, do you!?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

AJohn · Oct 31, 2007

..."What a boney lookin' broad."

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Andy
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Kim R · Oct 31, 2007

Typeaux said:
Skel at right: "Oh right. You need a recliner lounge like I need a
tattoo and new hairdo. You just don't GET it, do you!?"

-- Typeaux

I really like that one!
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Waynecam · Oct 31, 2007

"I told you the food here was unedible".
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Artshot Sue · Oct 31, 2007

These are hysterical captions! Thanks for playing along.... I'll see what else people decide to add before I declare a "winner"
Sue
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Typeaux · Oct 31, 2007

"You call that a tanning booth? Tanning booth my.... hey, where'd it go?"

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

photophile · Oct 31, 2007

;-)

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AH

Typeaux · Oct 31, 2007

To the tune of "On the Street Where You Live"

I have often walked
Down this street before
But the pavement always
Stayed beneath my feet before

Now as I walk by
I see rubble fly
It's not safe
On the street where you live...

People stop and stare
They don't bother me
Got lead underwear
I am safe as can be

See the pavement flow
Don't you feel the glow?
It's not safe
On the street where you live...

[Bridge]
And ooooh, that frightening feeling
When that glow spreads over the land
That exposed to light-ning feeling
As the geiger counter clicks to beat the band!

[Repeat]...

-- Typeaux

The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

Sharon Engstrom · Oct 31, 2007

"...and then Old Nick say, 'Hey, you can't bring that UZI down here!'"
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Sharon

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photophile · Oct 31, 2007

Duet....

Toe bone connected to the foot bone
Foot bone connected to the leg bone
Leg bone connected to the knee bone...

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AH

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