Any Pet hates ?

...I hate when someone wants to see an image on your LCD, I hold
the camera in front of them in the perfect position and they STILL
have to reach out and grab my cam on both sides.
Keep your camera strap around your neck. That way when they grab it you can head-butt them and say it was THEIR fault. Then the only problem becomes not getting their nose blood on your camera, but hey, they won't do it again any time soon...
WOW! I think I just shared a little too much about myself. ROFL!
Hmm... come to think of it, so did I. ;o)

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Perhaps the term "redundancies" ( or "enough already") would have been better suited. When I read the subject line, I assumed it was something about hating pets (like perhaps pet images). But after I read it, I realized that there was a disconnect with the subject line.

Having said that, my entries are:

1. Posts of a bunch of lousy shots (i.e. camera shake) with the poster then whining and whining about how their camera and/or lens must be a bad copy, orrrrrrr that perhaps it's time for them to jump ship and go to the other side. Of course, never do they once consider that perhaps they were at fault for not relying on basic photographic principles.

2. Photos being posted with each subject line indicating that the images are of a season, an event, or...whatever. Yet in virtually every scene...there is a family member - perhaps the same family member (day after day, sometimes hour after hour on the same day). But hey, I realize that's life - but please, don't say "Fall shots," and then have a picture of a loved one with but a blurry fall scene behind them. Ya gotta love it. It would be best (honest?) to just say, "Another photo of my....., or whatever."

3. A posting referencing nude art photos - providing a link. Now you know that folks are going to go to that link. But instead of art, many of the photos may border on porn. In fact, there was a recent post where one chap posted the link to his nude photos on what seemed like a half-dozen forums. Half of the photos could be construed as porn with close up shots of vaginas, etc. Yet later (which was hilarious) the poster then goes on to whine that the web hosting site banned him after I would imagine enough folks complained. Ya gotta love this! There is a difference between true art - exploring lines, angles, shades, and lighting. If ya wanna see close ups of genitals, then why don't ya just go to one of the hundreds of xxx rated sites that specialize in genital shots. I'm sure that most of the women who saw that posting were not amused.

Okay, I'm done!

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And dispite only having non-DSLRs... People are constanty getting
out of my way, even to the point of offering me thier spot
I'd offer up my spot to a giant dump truck too!
if it's more advantageous for me (the camera) or even stopping from
crossing my path when my cam is to my face
Well, maybe they saw you w/the camera away from your face and don't want to repeat the experience? ;-)
And the really big peeve... Oversharpening!
regardless if my own, or sombody elses, no matter if it's out of a
P&S, Prosumer or DSLR, even if done very well without the obvious
tell-tale signs of Halos or artifacts... It's hard to explain so I
won't even try...
But Ross, you've got such a knack for explaining things in so few words.... :-)

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Keep your camera strap around your neck. That way when they grab it
you can head-butt them and say it was THEIR fault.
Sans the head-butt, that's exactly what I do. I grab the camera by the lens barrel and turn it around so they can see.

IF I should ever have a moment of temporary insanity and actually hand my camera to someone else, the neck strap goes on them first thing.

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Rossuziers wrote:
A lotta cr@p
It is my distinct pleasure and a privilege to rile you, Ross. Think
nothing of it.
Thinking of nothing, especially, is my fortay...
But you have so many "Start" buttons! You're spoiling all the fun.
"I'd horse-whip ya if I had a horse"
PS: Thanks for the "point/counter-point" laugh, in a "Jane, you
ignorant slut!" kinda way ;-}
Precisely what I was going for.
Yeah, on those rare occaisions between thinking of nothing, not a lot gets by me...
I wonder what our friends in other
countries must make of this exchange...
Dear Friends in Other Countries,
The "Jane, you ignorant slut!" line to which Ross refers was from
the original (circa 1977) "Saturday Night Live" cast, which was a
comedy program(me) on TV (the telly) where in one weekly featured
skit...
Nice try but possibly futile at best.. Besides, I'm still trying to figure out "It's Pants" similarly like you're tryin' to figure out "YMMV"...
Oh, forget it. I think you had to be there.
No doubt...
;-}
(I still want to know what "YMMV" means, though...)

(Your Mother Makes Viagra)
(Yes, Make My Vay)
(Yuppies Make Me Vomit)
(Ypsilanti Michigan Merchant Volunteers)
(Yuck. Meat. Me Vegan.)
(Younger Men Marry Vixens)
(Yelping Monkeys Mar the Varnish)
(Yesterday, My Mouth Vanished)

Am I getting warm?
Not really..
FWIW (F=For W=What I=It's W=Worth),

Y=Your M=Mileage M=May V=Vary... And you've managed to Vary a lotta Mileage out of it already without even knowing about it....
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And dispite only having non-DSLRs... People are constanty getting
out of my way, even to the point of offering me thier spot
I'd offer up my spot to a giant dump truck too!
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!!
if it's more advantageous for me (the camera) or even stopping from
crossing my path when my cam is to my face
Well, maybe they saw you w/the camera away from your face and don't
want to repeat the experience? ;-)
Double-Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!!!
And the really big peeve... Oversharpening!
regardless if my own, or sombody elses, no matter if it's out of a
P&S, Prosumer or DSLR, even if done very well without the obvious
tell-tale signs of Halos or artifacts... It's hard to explain so I
won't even try...
But Ross, you've got such a knack for explaining things in so few
words.... :-)
I'm sorry I just don't see IRL as sharply as some shots I see on the screen, with or without my glasses on & it shouldn't be possible on the screen neither, since I use the same eyes, with or without glasses, to look at the screen... Ya know what I mean???
{Yeah, I didn't think anyone would so it's futile for me to elaborate}

PS:

Did ya ever come to a final decision on a new LCD??? And when do we get the initial review on it???
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Y=Your M=Mileage M=May V=Vary...
Oh!!! I wanted it to be Yelping Monkeys Mar the Varnish!

well its true - they do!

;-)
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Nice try but possibly futile at best.. Besides, I'm still trying to
figure out "It's Pants" similarly like you're tryin' to figure out
"YMMV"...
I did know FWIW, BTW (and FWIW), and may have figured out YMMV eventually, like I did "IYKWIMAITYD" back in '89...

Who says "It's Pants"? It wasn't me was it? If so, I have NO clue.
Y=Your M=Mileage M=May V=Vary... And you've managed to
Vary a lotta
Mileage out of it already without even knowing about it....
Someone had to. Thanks for the info.

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The only test of an image is the satisfaction it gives you. There simply isn't any other test.

 
3. A posting referencing nude art photos - providing a link.
I did this once to show how Renoir painted skin to reflect the surrounding colors. Tasteful, I thought, but that didn't mean Steve didn't needle me abpit it... so I'll reconsider next time. :o)
There is a difference between true art - exploring lines,
angles, shades, and lighting.
That was my intent (that's my story and I'm sticking to it).
I'm sure that most of the women who saw that posting were
not amused.
I don't think I would have been amused, either.

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I'm sorry I just don't see IRL as sharply as some shots I see on
the screen
IRL? I'm missing something.
Did ya ever come to a final decision on a new LCD??? And when do we
get the initial review on it???
I think I've pretty much decided on the NEC LCD2070NX-BK, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.

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Yours were absolutely mild compared to Chris in Osaka's ones. Hey, don't get me wrong...being a retired Marine and having a sex drive of a 21 year old, I certainly don't mind looking at nudes. But several of the shots he showed (and thus why his pictures were pulled from the web hosting site) were because they were close ups of Vaginas and from an angle...that let's just say would remind many of a porn site. So in this regard, I personally thought it was out of line - but apparently so did the web site who banned them.
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Yours were absolutely mild compared to Chris in Osaka's ones. Hey,
don't get me wrong...being a retired Marine and having a sex drive
of a 21 year old, I certainly don't mind looking at nudes. But
several of the shots he showed (and thus why his pictures were
pulled from the web hosting site) were because they were close ups
of Vaginas and from an angle...that let's just say would remind
many of a porn site.
Wouldn't one have had to visit a porn site to be reminded of one? ;-)

Actually, from reading Photobucket's terms of service (TOS), they forbid nudity of any kind. Unless they gave Chris a specific reason that's been posted, attributing their action to anything else is pure conjecture. As far as I can tell, "tasteful" nudes would have been pulled equally as fast, and they weren't all close-ups... but all were pulled.

There may also be bit of culture clash going on there... as rander mentioned "--Japanese "rope work" shots are kind of the like the lone tree shots in Western photography. :)"

In any event, I think anyone clicking the posted link was adequately warned of their "GRAPHIC NATURE".

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In any event, I think anyone clicking the posted link was
adequately warned of their "GRAPHIC NATURE".
Yeah! I couldn't get my d@mn finger over to that button fast enough but I did get a look at em before they were nixed... ;-}

I wonder if that girl released those for his indescriminent posting to the world???

And what a dolt... I don't think PBase has any such rules against nudity but live & learn....

But then again maybe Slug has changed or added some rules since last I checked...
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So which aspect(s) of photography do you find annoying / irritating
? I'm not neccessarily talking about vehemently hating something -
just things which you find mildly frustrating.

I'll start off with my list of two pet hates:

1. Looking at pictures of an interesting place only to find that
the same person appears in every picture! I'm sure you're familiar
with a scenario - as soon as someone finds something they like to
photograph, a fellow travel companion feels absolutely duty-bound
to stand right in the middle of the frame, with the same grin. In
every picture!! Here is an example of what I mean:
http://www.pbase.com/cracewang/cambridge
(with apologies to the owner of the gallery)

2. Exchanging lenses. Love the advantages offered by my SLR - but
absolutely hate - (and always have done) - having to change lenses.

I can probably do something about issue number 2 (zoom with greater
focal range etc) - but as for number 1 - searching through web
galleries to find photographs of a particular place, only to be
confronted with the same face in 100 pictures is very...irritating.
I guess people do it because they feel they may never pass this way
again - so its a memory for future and you can show your loved ones
you've been there. But a few proper portraits will do that - not
standing infront of the camera of every landscape shot with
everything from the top of the head to the shoes showing.
Aarrrghh!! Did I say mildly frustrating ? OK, make that moderately
annoying!

Rant over. Feel better.

;-)

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having some absolutely wonderful toys, but due to work/time/weather not able to get out as much as I need/want to play with them. But I'm looking at some changes in the next year that may help that situation (different job with much shorter commute, and less travel to far off, not so exotic hotel locations.).
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So much to see, so much to revel in, and photograph in this world..can one have too many cameras?
 
People ALWAYS get in my way! And how dare they! Don't they know who I am?!! Well, I guess I'm not so sure myself who I am, but still....they need to move far away when they see me. I would like to be able to propel the nastiest smell around to clear the whole area until I'm finished with my pics. Of course I wouldn't smell it, only the people in my way.

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