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Ok ... it is an illness and it is contagious. I am going to begin work tomorrow on a XXX Appliance Gallery. If you want your appliance shots in it ( like who wouldn't ? ) just let me know. Yes, Inigo, you will have ample space.
The rules:
1. No appliances may actually be touching.
2. No appliances shall be depicted in an obvious "state of excitement."
3. No appliances may be secretly photograped without their permission.

4. No under age appliances. I.E. Remember that appliance years are figured very much like dog years with non-extended warantee factored in
5. No appliances involved in unnatural acts.
6. No frontal nuditry of appliances.
7. Absolutely NO THREESOMES.

http://www.pbase.com/image/1065297.jpg--Peace ... Ergo

Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others. c3000z
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Well it is good to see that GONZO didn't die when Hunter T. did. Hopeyou had a good supper.
Ergo said:
Ok ... it is an illness and it is contagious. I am going to begin
work tomorrow on a XXX Appliance Gallery. If you want your
appliance shots in it ( like who wouldn't ? ) just let me know.
Yes, Inigo, you will have ample space.
The rules:
1. No appliances may actually be touching.
2. No appliances shall be depicted in an obvious "state of
excitement."
3. No appliances may be secretly photograped without their permission.
4. No under age appliances. I.E. Remember that appliance years are
figured very much like dog years with non-extended warantee
factored in
5. No appliances involved in unnatural acts.
6. No frontal nuditry of appliances.
7. Absolutely NO THREESOMES.



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Peace ... Ergo
Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time to
criticize others. c3000z
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--'All the world is on the tip of the tongue, or just past the end of our lense!'Kim
 
...it's the first documented case of an appliance fetish! You need help, man! :)

--Bruce MillerInsanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.Sea 2-1-0-0 You Zee
 
Daniella said:
Ergo said:
1. No appliances may actually be touching.
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would not that be hard ?
Daniella68313 said:
2. No appliances shall be depicted in an obvious "state of
excitement."
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Yike..very hard to make some hard part soft, should we melt them? :)
Daniella68313 said:
7. Absolutely NO THREESOMES.
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what is a threesomes?
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Daniella,

It would be a foursome minus one.--Peace ... ErgoSpend so much time improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others. c3000zwww.pbase.com/ergo/ergoimages
 
O.k... how about a translation of "parfaitement d'accord" for those of us who have enough trouble with english and have been speaking it (poorly) for all their lives.

Ron
Daniella said:
parfaitement d'accord :)
Inigo Montoya said:
menage a trois
Daniella said:
what is a threesomes?

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Ron,

I think it literally means to "put that fancy ice cream on your accordian." Doesn't make sense to me either. Those crazy French!
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Ron
Daniella said:
parfaitement d'accord :)
Inigo Montoya said:
menage a trois
Daniella said:
what is a threesomes?

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Daniella68313 said:
Daniella wrote:
would not that be hard ?
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Depends what the appliance was touching...
Daniella68313 said:
Yike..very hard to make some hard part soft, should we melt them? :)
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Daniella, you're scaring me!
Daniella68313 said:
what is a threesomes?
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Like in a card game when there are three players...

except there's no cards and no clothes...

Bob

--www.pbase.com/mofongoIf you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
 
MacTarheel said:
Ergo... please, please enter "Mr. Coffee Sunbathing Nude" into your
XXX Appliance Gallery. I realize that you may have to bend rule #6
a tad but this will be an adult's only gallery... right?
Here's a link to the thread...
http://www.dpreview.com/forums/read.asp?forum=1008&message=2140198

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Bob 'MacTarheel'
Olympus CAMEDIA C-2100 Ultra Zoom
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Bob,

Have no fear ... "Mr. Coffee Sunbathing Nude" has quickly become a classic in the world of Small Appliance Erotica. The lines ... the form ... the lights ... the shadows ... I have tears in my eyes at the blatant beauty of it. A haunting feeling came over me until I was able to figure out just what it was. The handle is turned to the left ... Mr. Coffee's right. What a stroke of Genius. That picture is the DUKE of S.A.E. !

--Peace ... ErgoSpend so much time improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others. c3000zwww.pbase.com/ergo/ergoimages
 
Ergo said:
Bob,
Have no fear ... "Mr. Coffee Sunbathing Nude" has quickly become a
classic in the world of Small Appliance Erotica.
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I am truly shocked by your glowing praise of my first attempt at Small Appliance Erotica. Thank you... thank you...
Ergo said:
The handle is turned to the left ... Mr. Coffee's right.
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Yes, Mr. Coffee definitely 'dresses' right.
Ergo said:
That picture is the DUKE of S.A.E. !
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The Duke of Self-Addressed Envelope??????

The Duke of Society of Automotive Engineers???? Does that mean that Mr. Coffee is the "Duke of Oil?"

--Bob 'MacTarheel'Olympus CAMEDIA C-2100 Ultra Zoom http://www.pbase.com/mactarheel/galleries
 
MacTarheel said:
Ergo said:
Bob,
Have no fear ... "Mr. Coffee Sunbathing Nude" has quickly become a
classic in the world of Small Appliance Erotica.
Click to expand...
I am truly shocked by your glowing praise of my first attempt at
Small Appliance Erotica. Thank you... thank you...
MacTarheel said:
The handle is turned to the left ... Mr. Coffee's right.
Click to expand...
Yes, Mr. Coffee definitely 'dresses' right.
MacTarheel said:
That picture is the DUKE of S.A.E. !
Click to expand...
The Duke of Self-Addressed Envelope??????
The Duke of Society of Automotive Engineers???? Does that mean
that Mr. Coffee is the "Duke of Oil?"
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S.A.E. Small Appliance Erotica
Regarding " Duke Of Oil"

It is 6:30 a.m. in Arkansas ... it is a Saturday ... I am the boss ... so of course I am at work ... so the world is a bad place today ... until I read " Duke Of Oil. " Yes, Bob .... that is really stupid and consequently I could not be more proud of you. Go to WalMart today and cruise the small appliance aisle. They will never know why you are really there. When the friendly associate comes up to you and says, " may I help you?" ... simply respond with ... "I'm not into that ... you are really a sick person!"
MacTarheel said:
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Olympus CAMEDIA C-2100 Ultra Zoom
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--Peace ... ErgoSpend so much time improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others. c3000zwww.pbase.com/ergo/ergoimages
 
Thank goodness, I thought it meant I couldn't have my import car and eat it too. I only ever use frozen yogurt on my accordian, so I agree... parfaitement d'accord to all!

Ron
Ergo said:
I think it literally means to "put that fancy ice cream on your
accordian." Doesn't make sense to me either. Those crazy French!
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Ergo said:
Ergo said:
Daniella said:
parfaitement d'accord :)
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