David and Goliath

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This is the fourth and last ( do I hear cheers) in the Biblical series of Chilmark sculptures by Brian Rodden. It is David and Goliath. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Bible, I believe on page 143. David lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. It was too hot and dry there as they had no irritation as yet because it hadn't been invented by my Uncle Gusher Greenhut just then and so every day they would communicate to the land of Goshen, mostly by foot, for liquid substanance then known as seltzer . A little known fact about David is that he fell in love with a beautiful lady known as Bathwater. Bathwater's real name was Susan Hayward. She was married to Uriah Heep but that didn't keep David from committing adulthood with her when no one was looking.

The Hebrews were slaves and had to build the Pyramids which are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Hebrews were at war with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Philadelphia. They had a Giant who was quite tall and ugly too but David used his slang and killed Goliath with a rocket. This so excited the Hebrews that they made little David a king and had an action figure of him made by Mike Angelo and placed in the Pizza in Florence.



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Fred

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

 
Very nice Fred.

I have learned so much twisted history in this series.

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Elizabeth
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Fred, your wit never ceases to amaze us. I think you missed your true calling. Historians have failed to grasp the details of biblical times, and present them in such an attention grabbing fashion as you have provided us in this series. We are blessed that you shared your talents with us.
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Fred, your wit never ceases to amaze us. I think you missed your
true calling. Historians have failed to grasp the details of
biblical times, and present them in such an attention grabbing
fashion as you have provided us in this series. We are blessed that
you shared your talents with us.
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George, and I am always amazed by your good taste.

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Fred

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

 
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David Davies - There you are a giant among men and the fickle finger of fate gets you stoned in the desert. Then again, as a kid in the war at the morning kids cinema I always cheered on the Indians.
 
Oh geez.........cant stop laughing here.........ill have to get you to write my orbituary........geez however that is spelt:)

Just love your humour.

Jen
 
I am truly sorry that this is the last Biblical posting. I will miss the beauty of the figures and also your take on history. I think the widespread committing of adulthood has really brought our society down as it does most societies. Adulthood and fortification must be stamped out!
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