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"To induce executives to slim down by using the corporate gym, all castors have been removed from conference room chairs, so only staffers slim enough to insert themselves between the chair and table edge will be permitted to sit down during meetings. The Director of Human Resources said it was corporate policy that all committe members should be 'gutless.'"
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"In order to prevent health and safety issues, all office chairs with less than 5 feet will have their castors removed to prevent the possibility of their tipping over and injuring the occupant"
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Mike O'Brien
Eastman Kodak Company
 

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