D7, 707 and 5000 Dead!!

Or for that matter shorter than a skirt on an unpaid model, who refuses to undress.

Or could it be that in his wisdom Jean paul in order to save money for his next crusade has put the camel in a dress......................after closer scrutiny of the photo i can see the similarity in the stance but the confusing thing is the humps are in the wrong place !
Petít Kamal,

As we say in the mother tongue, "there is so much to say and so
little time." Things do not go well for us here. We are surrounded
and have been dispersed from our A4 glossy stock wall covered
abode. Your apostasy has hurt the faith beyond your imagination. We
not only have heard that you are now living with a she-camel in a
way of life foreign to us, but a disease has affixed itself,
entered and poluted our glorious self:



Yes, this parasite has defiled our purity. I fear without
immediate and vengeful response, there is no hope. Yes Kamal, I am
talking--jihad. Return from your wickedness to the faith of your
P&S ancestors. Time is short...shorter than a skirt on an illegal
immigrant...
--
BG
 
I'm confused. Is Kamel camel? Or is camel a different camel.

The humps are in the wrong place because this is an infidel who has submitted to cosmetic surgery in order to escape identification. Perhaps this is the Russian cat we heard about and camel is really an infidel dog. For sure, she is no dog. She may be a camel, does she spit?
Ian
 
Well, I'm going to work now but if I find a Camel like that one on the way I will certainly find a place to hide her until the issue is resolved.
I'm confused. Is Kamel camel? Or is camel a different camel.
The humps are in the wrong place because this is an infidel who has
submitted to cosmetic surgery in order to escape identification.
Perhaps this is the Russian cat we heard about and camel is really
an infidel dog. For sure, she is no dog. She may be a camel, does
she spit?
Ian
 
My little ones,

There is a new danger lurking. Kamal, I know you have gone over to the Dark Side, but we have a new enemy. In case this transmissioin is monitored, I do not want to use his name, but he has a dastardly wicked plan. He is attempting to tell---the truth! His thread has risen to the top and it must be suppressed at all cost. Azir, this mission is for you. Stop at nothing. You know what to do. Afterwards, you must find Kamal. He is hiding, but since his new wife is about 8 feet (excuse me, now let's see, there's 3 feet to a yard, 6 miles to a league, how much is a fathom? Oh well, you figure it out) tall, so she low-ceilinged cave won't do.

Balaam bin Jamel

PS. There has been a new development. I now know where Kamal found the camel:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1705000/1705341.stm

Our sources also had the opportunity to gain a visual:



Notice the new wife, second from left.

then;

This relationship is obviously not new, for he has little multi-colored camels too.



Azir, with tears we say, don't forget your mission!!!

--BG
 
To Azir, Kamil, the camel, and the Russian cat who isn't a dog.

I too have been contacted in secret. I have received a coded message from Ireland which reads:

The queen bee is no longer in the hive. The other bees are present. The gods of the snow topped mountain deserted her long before the perfidious alliance strove to undermine her standing with her loyal workers.

Hidden in the URL mountains is the truth. Cunningly hidden on page two under the heading 'Digital Cameras'
http://home.fujifilm.com/info/share/annual/2001AR12.pdf

Thanks to Ireland for the truth.
Ian
 
The report seems to be missing some important information, and if this was a mid-year report than that is the reason why.

The last half of the financial year report will not be available till january and it will be of interest only in that it will re- enforce the popularity of digital cameras and show how in hard economic times it was the only segment of the market that showed real growth.

The queen bee is in Australia and is expected to give birth in April, with her new heir taking command in June.
To Azir, Kamil, the camel, and the Russian cat who isn't a dog.
I too have been contacted in secret. I have received a coded
message from Ireland which reads:
The queen bee is no longer in the hive. The other bees are present.
The gods of the snow topped mountain deserted her long before the
perfidious alliance strove to undermine her standing with her loyal
workers.
Hidden in the URL mountains is the truth. Cunningly hidden on page
two under the heading 'Digital Cameras'
http://home.fujifilm.com/info/share/annual/2001AR12.pdf

Thanks to Ireland for the truth.
Ian
 
and where does the hobbit fit into this hyperbole?
To Azir, Kamil, the camel, and the Russian cat who isn't a dog.
I too have been contacted in secret. I have received a coded
message from Ireland which reads:
The queen bee is no longer in the hive. The other bees are present.
The gods of the snow topped mountain deserted her long before the
perfidious alliance strove to undermine her standing with her loyal
workers.
Hidden in the URL mountains is the truth. Cunningly hidden on page
two under the heading 'Digital Cameras'
http://home.fujifilm.com/info/share/annual/2001AR12.pdf

Thanks to Ireland for the truth.
Ian
--beam me up scotty
 
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and laugh again,

--jacques
 
Sorry jacues.......you must get in the mood for this and loosen up, we are merely creating a discussion of pointless continuatey the goal being to show how fruitless it is to ponder the demise of oneself and the camera that one bears and that regardless of opinion ,criticism,cowardess,self opinionated attitude,seriousness, ineptitude,self indulgence in ones own opinion,lack of a sense of humour, boring demeanor or even owning a 707.,

you are still only mortal and be thankful that you walk the earth, breath the air , feel the sun against your face, laugh, cry,and own a 6900z...........amen.
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have
been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of
rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your
thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and
laugh again,

--
jacques
 
Jacques,

I am amazed by your lack of manners. Some weeks ago you dare, in a very impolite message http://www.dpreview.com/forums/read.asp?forum=1000&message=1805830 , to call me "a fool, just a fool, nothing more or less", when I was just providing some technical explanations beyond your understanding on the superCCD of the sacred 6900 and now that I might really be making the fool (for those who do not read beyond the appearances) with my brothers in 6900 here in the Fuji Forum, you seem to not appreciate and you dare to meddle in this secret private thread reserved to initiates without being invited. Your absence of manners and of wit is beyond hope. You are not even worth a camel (and you know that however I have a camel I am trying to get rid of) . And you can keep for you your experience of teacher. My own experience as a teacher has been that one is not very appreciated if he has not some sense of humor, some openness of mind, and those who know only to teach sententiously that two + two = four are just trying to educate futur slaves of boring platitudes. Beware, the adorators of the sacred 6900 are nice people, but too much is too much, and they also can see red very easily like their idole, especially when dealing with dark subjects... I am on the edge to ask brother Jamel to declare a Fatwa on you from his hideaway in the underground of the Vatican, but, for this time, and it is the last time, I will show you once again the incredible leniency of the 6900 belovers and let you go in peace with your Sony 505 (still not a 707?) if you promise to not come again here to enonciate sentences devoid of any interest.

Kamal the red
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have
been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of
rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your
thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and
laugh again,

--
jacques
 
A Camels breath upon the infidel, may a thousand locusts plague his breakfast cereal, may his 505 falleth off his neck and smash upon his big toe, and all his photos be over exposed.

Nay i say unto you my brothers a traitor walks amongst us carrying his 505 as a yoke around his neck and his sacrilegious utterings shall awaken the keepers of the 6900z who will wreak their revenge upon him and at the going down of the sun and in the evening his low light capabilities will not work.
I am amazed by your lack of manners. Some weeks ago you dare, in a
very impolite message
http://www.dpreview.com/forums/read.asp?forum=1000&message=1805830 ,
to call me "a fool, just a fool, nothing more or less", when I was
just providing some technical explanations beyond your
understanding on the superCCD of the sacred 6900 and now that I
might really be making the fool (for those who do not read beyond
the appearances) with my brothers in 6900 here in the Fuji Forum,
you seem to not appreciate and you dare to meddle in this secret
private thread reserved to initiates without being invited. Your
absence of manners and of wit is beyond hope. You are not even
worth a camel (and you know that however I have a camel I am trying
to get rid of) . And you can keep for you your experience of
teacher. My own experience as a teacher has been that one is not
very appreciated if he has not some sense of humor, some openness
of mind, and those who know only to teach sententiously that two +
two = four are just trying to educate futur slaves of boring
platitudes. Beware, the adorators of the sacred 6900 are nice
people, but too much is too much, and they also can see red very
easily like their idole, especially when dealing with dark
subjects... I am on the edge to ask brother Jamel to declare a
Fatwa on you from his hideaway in the underground of the Vatican,
but, for this time, and it is the last time, I will show you once
again the incredible leniency of the 6900 belovers and let you go
in peace with your Sony 505 (still not a 707?) if you promise to
not come again here to enonciate sentences devoid of any interest.

Kamal the red
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have
been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of
rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your
thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and
laugh again,

--
jacques
 
O Brother Bin Jamel, my heart is bleeding when I read you think I am now on the dark side and you compare the red-skirt girl with a she-camel. So much confusion my dear brother, so far from the truth... I am not gone on the dark side, but only on another bright side. Sacred 6900 unveiled for me under the red skirt what we did not dare to imagine and this was not awfull as we expected but just divine. O my brother, now I know by experience that the glories of God are infinitely varied. So varied indeed that we cannot each of us pretend to explorate them all and we have to specialize. For me, I have made my choice, and will keep going with my red-skirted new partner and specialize in this kind of exploration of the divine truth and yes, my brother, there is no less truth of God under this short red-skirt than under a monk frock...

The camel is with Azir. When the camel became mad after being chased by us with a Poopy scoop in the New-York subway, I asked Azir to bring the poor animal to a psychiatric clinic in Switzerland. Azir was so upset to let me alone confronting what he still believed to be an incarnation of the evil in a red skirt that he became mad too nd decided to stay in the clinic. Now he believes he is a psychiatrist himself and has changed his code name in consequence. You can join him at the clinic, ask for doctor Jung. If Azir is still not very well in his head, the camel is doing fine, having found a friend speaking the same language, a barking cat that can also speak pakistanese.

After New-York, I went to San Francisco for a while with my red-skirt partner. I did not stay long in this town as I was forbidden to take pictures from her without her skirt in a public garden of this town...(maybe I forgot to mention all the details in some thread about this incident..)

So I went to Canada, following one of your messages about a white Christmas. And yes, my Christmas will be white and ... red.

Bother Jamel, I would so much like you can see now like me the diversity of God's creation. Remember when we began our journey in the western world, full of fear and preconception. We had just shaved our beards and had taken the clothes of another strange religious sect created by this terrible man who called for the crusades against our ancesters. We were so upset and laughing of this disguise.. I have retrieved a picture of us three, Jamel, Kamal and Azir, at this time, when we made us call respectively Brother Gabriel, Brother Jean and Brother Paul, look at it it will remind you this last time of us together after we left our caves in the mountain and discovered the pleasures of the Rein wines together:



Now I am a famous nude photographer in Montreal, Azir is becoming famous also for his erudite writtings on psyschiatry and symbolism inspired by our adventures, and you, brother Jamel, you are the last fighter to continue our initial holly war against the western world and Sony, hidden in the secret caves we dug in the underground of Vatican. Maybe one of these days you will also discover you can stop to hide and enjoy a peaceful life as a rancher somewhere in Texas or diecide to keep your western code name and retreat in some monastery around Dallas, the ways of God are countless. But never, any of us, will betray our sacred 6900, nor let the unblelievers continue to tell lies about It. This was our quest and still is.

Your Kamal/Ron H
My little ones,

There is a new danger lurking. Kamal, I know you have gone over to
the Dark Side, but we have a new enemy. In case this transmissioin
is monitored, I do not want to use his name, but he has a dastardly
wicked plan. He is attempting to tell---the truth! His thread has
risen to the top and it must be suppressed at all cost. Azir, this
mission is for you. Stop at nothing. You know what to do.
Afterwards, you must find Kamal. He is hiding, but since his new
wife is about 8 feet (excuse me, now let's see, there's 3 feet to a
yard, 6 miles to a league, how much is a fathom? Oh well, you
figure it out) tall, so she low-ceilinged cave won't do.

Balaam bin Jamel

PS. There has been a new development. I now know where Kamal found
the camel:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1705000/1705341.stm

Our sources also had the opportunity to gain a visual:



Notice the new wife, second from left.

then;

This relationship is obviously not new, for he has little
multi-colored camels too.



Azir, with tears we say, don't forget your mission!!!

--
BG
 
Come on guys, poor old Jacques can't help being a know it all. If he'd read the whole thread rather than simply the couple of posts at the bottom he'd have understood better. That's probably why he's just been teaching stupid kids for 13 years rather than graduating to higher things like some of us here.

He's right about one thing though, the Sony forum is the place to go for a good laugh.
Ian
PS I hope the doesn't teach English.
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have
been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of
rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your
thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and
laugh again,

--
jacques
 
And this is how Azir, Kamel, Jamel and their brothers began a holy war with the infidels from Sony... :)

Cassandra
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have
been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of
rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your
thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and
laugh again,

--
jacques
-- http://welcome.to/cassandras-galleryhttp://www.photoaccess.com/share/guest.jsp?ID=ACF82B12666&cb=PAhttp://photos.yahoo.com/clubsi_mom
 
Kamal my sick old friend,

Now that it is clear you have clothed the she-camel in a red skirt we understand why Azir, your faithful son and servant, put you into the psychiatric ward. The saddest thing is what you gave up to chase this red-skirted quadraped:



Now this is a woman who needs not a short red skirt to demonstrate her obvious beauty and intellligence. She told as much when I showed her the picture of the slave girl you bought for the price of a camel...

Now on to the truth. This headline was seen by ourself today:

" Afghan interim leader Azir bin Kamal is in Rome to meet ex-King Jamel bin Bernard."

Clearly the secret caves are not so secret anymore. We will therefore have to relocate. Does Saddam drink wine?

You make reference to the crusades, and we can certainly criticize those who promoted them, but then what would you expect of a preacher from Burgundy? Nonetheless we must accept our spiritual and historical heritage, even if it includes the mass destruction of the places where truth is sought for the sake of something worldly and finite--namely--power and the revelation beneath the red skirt.

We would hope that you would return to the faith that nurtured you in your youth and find peace no matter where you happen to be living, even in the west wing of Belvue hospital.

Jamel bin Bernard
 
Which one is dead, or should I aske who is dead ?

I shouldn't mind about these kind of nitwitt talk, but well have
been teaching dor some 13 years, had to cope with this kind of
rubbish so many years.

Would be nice if you could find a better place to post your
thoughts, i.e. the Sony forum as it would make us laugh, laugh and
laugh again,

--
jacques
Laugh, laugh laugh....

How can I ?
My spitting camel is in holiday, far away from me.
I hope she will have a red skirt when I see her coming back.
Me waiting on the doorpost everyday, already such a long time.
But meanwhile she is with other men, in a lot of British stables.
She loosed her head.
Even now the Ramadan is over she still did'nt came back.

But there is also good news :

There is a guy in Japan whose brother has met a woman who dates a vendor of postal cards near mont Fuji who has been recently speaking with an employee of a municipality close to where lives an excutive of Panasonic who received confidences of a retired Geisha who had become friend with a broker of used or unwanted cameras in Shinjuku who said he had already herad from a man who knows a neighbor who has a dog who met the cat of a taxi driver who, at SF airport, has been driving a Japanese man who crossed the guy I was speaking of at the beginning in the metro of Tokyo who told that the spitting camel should be somewhere on the deep water to come to the home stable. The red skirt is missing.

Sktich

--Skitch http://www.digitalfriends.cc
 
Kamal my sick old friend,

Now that it is clear you have clothed the she-camel in a red skirt
we understand why Azir, your faithful son and servant, put you into
the psychiatric ward.
I do not know any Azir anymore. But, doctor Carl Gustav is good for me and my pets, the barking cat, the medium dog, the mad camel and the red-shirt model.
The saddest thing is what you gave up to
chase this red-skirted quadraped:

Now this is a woman who needs not a short red skirt to demonstrate
her obvious beauty and intellligence. She told as much when I
showed her the picture of the slave girl you bought for the price
of a camel...
Brother bin Jamel, you are right, this woman on the picture does not need a short red skirt, she prefers short blue skirts as illustrated here:



and her beauty under the blue has nothing to envy the other beauty hidden under the red. This is not a problem for me and I did not give up on her: I remind you that in our generous religion, we are allowed to cope with multiple beauties and that a man is not llimited to one choice like it is sadly the case in the western world.... Maybe hidden in the caves underneath the Vatican you forgot this primary virtue of our faith?..
Now on to the truth. This headline was seen by ourself today:

" Afghan interim leader Azir bin Kamal is in Rome to meet ex-King
Jamel bin Bernard."

Clearly the secret caves are not so secret anymore. We will
therefore have to relocate. Does Saddam drink wine?
I have heard, a night we were resting with cameleers around a fire in the desert, that the true reason why Saddam invaded Koweit was not oil nor access to the sea but the marvelous secret French wine collection of the Emir. After, the history of the Gulf war, the waiting for several months of the American attack, all that was a cover-up to let Saddam the time to quietly sip all the wine he stole to the Emir. Now, the Americans know the truth that Saddam is wine-addicted and, while publicly calling Saddam their enemy, they secretly supply him and his government with Californian wine, so much more fruited than French wine, to buy his oil and passivity. I have been told also that Australian are too secretly supplying him with Australian wine to compete with the Americans in getting preferential prices on oil. And, of course, the French have now understood it is better to send Saddam their own excedent of Burgundy and Bordeaux than atomic secrets.

In this race to supply wine, bagdad underground has become the biggest, and most secret, wine cave of the world, as even if him and his ministers are drunk all day long, Saddam cannot drink fast enough to lower his ever growing reserves of wine. He has even recently invited to help him two other great mad drinkards who have been disloged brutally from their own wine caves in mountains, an Afgan Mollah and his arabic mentor.

So, Bagdad is really the best address for you to find a new hideaway, far from the agitation of Rome, but without havng to suffer withdrawal symptoms because you would be far also from the wine collection that generations of pope have discretly accumulated underneath the Vatican and left to the guard of drunk cistercian monks...
You make reference to the crusades, and we can certainly criticize
those who promoted them, but then what would you expect of a
preacher from Burgundy? Nonetheless we must accept our spiritual
and historical heritage, even if it includes the mass destruction
of the places where truth is sought for the sake of something
worldly and finite--namely--power and the revelation beneath the
red skirt.
The cameleers told me also that this terrible monk from Clairvaux called for the first crusades also guided by the spirit of wine, like Saddam. He had heard from travelers that somewhere in the Holly Land was made a fine wine that could compete with Burgundy wine, and after a well washed-down night of brainstorming with Burgundy wine-makers (who were all abbeys of his religious order) and a day of hard hangover, he decided it was urgent to destroy this Holly Land and its wine before it can become a serious competitor.. Such is the sad truth behind the legend. Note also that this guy from Clairvaux was not in favor of the secret treasures under the red skirts (except if this would have been a metaphor about his prefered brevage). He was himself the one who definitively broke for heresy the father of all logicians who discovered great truth, joy and eventually pain under the one of Heloise...
We would hope that you would return to the faith that nurtured you
in your youth and find peace no matter where you happen to be
living, even in the west wing of Belvue hospital.

Jamel bin Bernard
As long as my 6900 will enlighten my road, my true faith in the beauties of the world will remain intact, that I am living in New-York, San Francisco, Montreal, in Switzerland or on a beach in Brittany that was painted by Gauguin and not far from where the father of logicians had his first experience of abbey. By the way, did you know he has now a homepage on the web ( http://www.abelard.org/choose/choose.htm ) where is exhibited an intricate relationship not with camels but with yaks, but I suspect that yaks are there just a hidden way to speak of our camels... I suspect the owner of this site migh be one of us, may be another of my inifite egos I would have forgotten?...

Kamal/Ron H/JP/Pierre A.
 
Hey Skitck

She's had her wrinkles and lines removed at last? I hope she gets home really soon and can show her beautiful new face in public again
Ian.
My spitting camel is in holiday, far away from me.
I hope she will have a red skirt when I see her coming back.
Me waiting on the doorpost everyday, already such a long time.
But meanwhile she is with other men, in a lot of British stables.
She loosed her head.
Even now the Ramadan is over she still did'nt came back.

But there is also good news :

There is a guy in Japan whose brother has met a woman who dates a
vendor of postal cards near mont Fuji who has been recently
speaking with an employee of a municipality close to where lives an
excutive of Panasonic who received confidences of a retired Geisha
who had become friend with a broker of used or unwanted cameras in
Shinjuku who said he had already herad from a man who knows a
neighbor who has a dog who met the cat of a taxi driver who, at SF
airport, has been driving a Japanese man who crossed the guy I was
speaking of at the beginning in the metro of Tokyo who told that
the spitting camel should be somewhere on the deep water to come to
the home stable. The red skirt is missing.

Sktich

--
Skitch
http://www.digitalfriends.cc
 
The cameleers told me also that this terrible monk from Clairvaux
called for the first crusades also guided by the spirit of wine,
like Saddam. He had heard from travelers that somewhere in the
Holly Land was made a fine wine that could compete with Burgundy
wine, and after a well washed-down night of brainstorming with
Burgundy wine-makers (who were all abbeys of his religious order)
and a day of hard hangover, he decided it was urgent to destroy
this Holly Land and its wine before it can become a serious
competitor.. Such is the sad truth behind the legend. Note also
that this guy from Clairvaux was not in favor of the secret
treasures under the red skirts (except if this would have been a
metaphor about his prefered brevage). He was himself the one who
definitively broke for heresy the father of all logicians who
discovered great truth, joy and eventually pain under the one of
Heloise...
You must not forget that, while the monks perfected the wine-making techniques still in use to this day, it was the 18th century revelers who wiped out every last monastery (of men, that is, keeping the skirted sisters for themselves) in the name of virtue.

And the logician of whom you speak with reverence, after the brothers of his immortal beloved removed the instrument of his sin, spent the rest of his life as a holy monk, still in love with the woman of his youth, but willing to spend his life in penance and prayer. For her part, the strength of the lovely Heloise was given to the Church where she ruled with discipline and mercy in her convent.

As for you, now that the holy land of your biological and my spiritual forefathers has been blasphemed by one LIZA in another thread who only claims to be of the one true faith, you must not dally and return to fight the good fight. You cannot stay away for long, time is short, the wine in Sonoma only gets more expensive, inroads are being made from Chili and Brazil, you cannot afford this on the salary of a slave trader. I know it is your heritage--deny it my aging servant.
 

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