What camera would Jesus use?

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First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so. Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe, so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
 
Fuji S1 pro of course.

Rolf
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
 
Rolf
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
 
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless which camera.
 
Sorry, your both wrong.

It's obvious neither of you two are living at the foot of the cross, since the SOG (son of God) fabricates his own wafers and produces one off prototypes almost weekly (by earth time standards).

Right now he's using a Jericho 9000 (pre-release), 1.72 Gigapixel, with 4 terrabyte bio-storage card included. Optical zoom range is 100-800 (in 35mm terms) since the SOG's residence is quite a distance from the nearest galaxy. He also has a 10x tele lens which he occasionally uses, but there is severe vignetting unless he is at full telephoto.

When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in 35mm film. He said only on rare occasions, and that it makes him appreciate the convenience of digital even more. I asked him if he had a favorite brand, and he said he loves all brands. "Yea, I will gather all the makers into my bosom, blessed are those that seek the perfection of God. They have gained favor in mine eyes." He also mentioned something about an apocalypse at hand? Whatever that means. Sometimes he does ramble on.

Anyway, just thought I'd help clear this up.
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless
which camera.
 
It's obvious neither of you two are living at the foot of the
cross, since the SOG (son of God) fabricates his own wafers and
produces one off prototypes almost weekly (by earth time standards).

Right now he's using a Jericho 9000 (pre-release), 1.72 Gigapixel,
with 4 terrabyte bio-storage card included. Optical zoom range is
100-800 (in 35mm terms) since the SOG's residence is quite a
distance from the nearest galaxy. He also has a 10x tele lens
which he occasionally uses, but there is severe vignetting unless
he is at full telephoto.

When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in
35mm film. He said only on rare occasions, and that it makes him
appreciate the convenience of digital even more. I asked him if he
had a favorite brand, and he said he loves all brands. "Yea, I
will gather all the makers into my bosom, blessed are those that
seek the perfection of God. They have gained favor in mine eyes."
He also mentioned something about an apocalypse at hand? Whatever
that means. Sometimes he does ramble on.

Anyway, just thought I'd help clear this up.
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless
which camera.
hahahahahahahaha ..... there really is no substutute for a good sense of humor!!

Warmest Regards
Karl
 
Sorry, your both wrong.

It's obvious neither of you two are living at the foot of the
cross, since the SOG (son of God) fabricates his own wafers and
produces one off prototypes almost weekly (by earth time standards).

Right now he's using a Jericho 9000 (pre-release), 1.72 Gigapixel,
with 4 terrabyte bio-storage card included. Optical zoom range is
100-800 (in 35mm terms) since the SOG's residence is quite a
distance from the nearest galaxy. He also has a 10x tele lens
which he occasionally uses, but there is severe vignetting unless
he is at full telephoto.

When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in
35mm film. He said only on rare occasions, and that it makes him
appreciate the convenience of digital even more. I asked him if he
had a favorite brand, and he said he loves all brands. "Yea, I
will gather all the makers into my bosom, blessed are those that
seek the perfection of God. They have gained favor in mine eyes."
He also mentioned something about an apocalypse at hand? Whatever
that means. Sometimes he does ramble on.

Anyway, just thought I'd help clear this up.
WOW, that's even better then Lucifer's newest model,
The Tempest 666
1.5 GP
35-120 zoom
ISO 66-666
shutter 6 minutes to 1/666 sec.
comes in black of course with red lettering.

The only draw back to this hot shooter is it uses Sony's damn Memorry Sticks, aint that hell?!!

JK
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless
which camera.
 
When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in
Next time you see him, there are a couple of confusing bits that I think that everyone would like to get cleared up, maybe you could ask him.
Bryan
 
It's obvious neither of you two are living at the foot of the
cross, since the SOG (son of God) fabricates his own wafers and
produces one off prototypes almost weekly (by earth time standards).

Right now he's using a Jericho 9000 (pre-release), 1.72 Gigapixel,
with 4 terrabyte bio-storage card included. Optical zoom range is
100-800 (in 35mm terms) since the SOG's residence is quite a
distance from the nearest galaxy. He also has a 10x tele lens
which he occasionally uses, but there is severe vignetting unless
he is at full telephoto.

When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in
35mm film. He said only on rare occasions, and that it makes him
appreciate the convenience of digital even more. I asked him if he
had a favorite brand, and he said he loves all brands. "Yea, I
will gather all the makers into my bosom, blessed are those that
seek the perfection of God. They have gained favor in mine eyes."
He also mentioned something about an apocalypse at hand? Whatever
that means. Sometimes he does ramble on.

Anyway, just thought I'd help clear this up.
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless
which camera.
 
Jack Allen wrote:
he would'nt need an optical zoom,cause he sees all anyways
It's obvious neither of you two are living at the foot of the
cross, since the SOG (son of God) fabricates his own wafers and
produces one off prototypes almost weekly (by earth time standards).

Right now he's using a Jericho 9000 (pre-release), 1.72 Gigapixel,
with 4 terrabyte bio-storage card included. Optical zoom range is
100-800 (in 35mm terms) since the SOG's residence is quite a
distance from the nearest galaxy. He also has a 10x tele lens
which he occasionally uses, but there is severe vignetting unless
he is at full telephoto.

When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in
35mm film. He said only on rare occasions, and that it makes him
appreciate the convenience of digital even more. I asked him if he
had a favorite brand, and he said he loves all brands. "Yea, I
will gather all the makers into my bosom, blessed are those that
seek the perfection of God. They have gained favor in mine eyes."
He also mentioned something about an apocalypse at hand? Whatever
that means. Sometimes he does ramble on.

Anyway, just thought I'd help clear this up.
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless
which camera.
 
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
Depends...are you talking about Jesus Rodriguez or Jesus Gonzalez?
 
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
Bob Graham Wrote:

Jesus is an Olympus man. He would be holding out for the E-20.
 
he would'nt need an optical zoom,cause he sees
all anyways
Doug & Jack,

You have both partially answered Doug's question. I will give
the Final answer.
All Jesus, either Gonzalese,Rodiguez or Christ(o)s, really needs
is a dual CF/SM card slot.

Cameras & Cocktails...........(holy wine, of course)

JRS
 
It really is good to have a sense of humour. As soon as I saw this thread I knew that it would be funny and we would all bat for our favourite cameras.

My view is that He always seem to use the best tool for the job at hand, sometimes it was prayer. Of course He doesn't need a camera because He sees all and anyway ..." Man looks on the outside but God looks on the heart"

Walter
It's obvious neither of you two are living at the foot of the
cross, since the SOG (son of God) fabricates his own wafers and
produces one off prototypes almost weekly (by earth time standards).

Right now he's using a Jericho 9000 (pre-release), 1.72 Gigapixel,
with 4 terrabyte bio-storage card included. Optical zoom range is
100-800 (in 35mm terms) since the SOG's residence is quite a
distance from the nearest galaxy. He also has a 10x tele lens
which he occasionally uses, but there is severe vignetting unless
he is at full telephoto.

When I spoke to him a few days ago, I asked if he ever dabbles in
35mm film. He said only on rare occasions, and that it makes him
appreciate the convenience of digital even more. I asked him if he
had a favorite brand, and he said he loves all brands. "Yea, I
will gather all the makers into my bosom, blessed are those that
seek the perfection of God. They have gained favor in mine eyes."
He also mentioned something about an apocalypse at hand? Whatever
that means. Sometimes he does ramble on.

Anyway, just thought I'd help clear this up.
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
I dunno, but I'll bet he would get great battery life regardless
which camera.
hahahahahahahaha ..... there really is no substutute for a good
sense of humor!!

Warmest Regards
Karl
 
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
Bob Graham Wrote:

Jesus is an Olympus man. He would be holding out for the E-20.
Dare I say he'd have a "Dark Angel" (See Sony forum)
MMT
 
Maybe you can ask him !

http://www.jesus.com/multimedia/

-Mike.
First, one has to ask, does Jesus really need a camera? I think so.
Film or digital? That is a tough one, but I think Jesus is up with
the times, so I'd guess digital. Compact or SLR? I think he'd
prefer an SLR, but there is really no place to carry one in a robe,
so he'd probably have to settle for a prosumer model, probably the
G2, cause it has a snappy sounding name ;)
 
Yes, I believe you´re right! He will probably use a D1X - and read its RAW / NEF files with BIB(B)LE software of course...

Bernd
 

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