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So you still have to rotate the tripod head to shoot vertically while tethered. Kind of defeats the purpose of a bracket where you don't want to change perspective.

Seems like every mom-tographer and new wedding photographer in the 20-teens used these things to get that vintage look that was/is popular.

I bought one of their film packs to see how it worked,...

"Neutral" (or some other consistent result) is an important starting point in post-production. If you follow the workflow of primary color correction, then secondary and tertiary, you start with...

"But A4 paper is close enough for white balancing purposes"

No. Not it is not. Certainly not on any kind of production where money is being exchanged.

The purpose of these cards is to save time...

If batteries are really a showstopper then mirrorless is a poor choice. The D5's of sports and weddings shoot thousands of frames on their large batteries so I don't think you'll find this camera...

plus prop stylist, hair, makeup, wardrobe...

Let's see...
Get in car, go to supermarket
Pay whatever it costs per print there - or do you need a bunch at once?
Wait for the prints...
Meet up with friend... give it to them
or...
print the...

C1 defaults for non-phase one cameras usually need a tweak, here's a good tutorial: http://alexonraw.com/capture-one-sharpening/

Default noise reduction also needs adjusting

Most do.

In 50 years those images will have been long annihilated and forgotten.

Turns out many people like saving important or memorable things in physical form.

Got a selphy so my wife could easily make prints of family and baby photos stored on her phone...it works great. Sure, per print price could be cheaper, but the convenience is worth it. Takes 5...

Heh, cheap lighting brands have been around forever. They come and go every few years. Strobe design isn't actually all that high tech. What you get with the major brands is more consistency and...

I don't know anybody who uses Godox (I'm a commercial photographer)- seems popular with internet hobby crowd. Cheap flash brands aren't new - they come and go, people buy them as starter kit...

Lighting evolves pretty slowly; no need to return only 8 months later with the same products as before.

Heh, one of my Bowens monos blew a capacitor on set the other day. Was like a gunshot going off, smoke poured out. Almost 13 years old, went ahead and retired its sibling too.

Battery monos are a bit top heavy too. Personally I like a pack and head system. A couple of small lightweight heads wired to a battery pack. Can even hang the pack in lieu of a sandbag. ...

When I shoot from a helicopter I attached the strap to a seatbelt using a carabiner. Don't bother with taping the latch - its unnecessary at best, and dangerous at worst if you have to undo it...

I'm for these services because they are hugely useful at combatting a tough problem. I also think that claims should come with an explanation of Fair Use and a chance for a user to claim that...