CameraLabTester

CameraLabTester

Lives in Australia Sydney, Australia
Works as a Architect
Joined on Aug 27, 2010
About me:

Real World "camera design" feedback provider to camera "lab designers" who never get out to see the real world.

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Dudes! Doooooods! [face palm]

The way you name your cameras don't even have the slightest hint of it as being a medium format anything.... *sigh*... GFX?

Might as well name it as C3PU or R2Detour or something...

Come up with an inspiring name!

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Link | Posted on Feb 24, 2017 at 12:22 UTC as 26th comment | 7 replies

Only Canon is capable of having a Buyer's Guide within a Buyer's Guide.

Just like Flick™ building a tunnel within a tunnel.

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Link | Posted on Feb 24, 2017 at 02:58 UTC as 3rd comment
On article Throwback Thursday: the Canon EF 24-70mm F2.8L (95 comments in total)

With the lens hood in place, all zoom [trombone] movement is inside the hood!
A truly remarkable design and such a joy to use.
Still a current stable.

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Link | Posted on Feb 23, 2017 at 12:23 UTC as 30th comment | 1 reply

Bandicoot®

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Link | Posted on Feb 18, 2017 at 05:43 UTC as 3rd comment

They will sell like cakes. But not hot.

Not hot.

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Link | Posted on Feb 15, 2017 at 23:14 UTC as 3rd comment
On article New Canon EOS 77D sits between Rebel T7i and EOS 80D (50 comments in total)

For those who don't need the EXTRA new features.... There is a new 77D sticker available to patch over the 50D, 60D, 70D camera logos for only $9.95!

It has a Provenance Certificate attached:

"This Certificate of Toxicity provides irrefutable proof that this new 77D sticker transforms the MINDS of any user into feeling they have the latest and the greatest. A legend in their own minds."

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Link | Posted on Feb 15, 2017 at 23:11 UTC as 6th comment | 2 replies
On article Hands-on with the Canon EOS 77D (441 comments in total)
In reply to:

CameraLabTester: Canon Motto:

"Make so much offspring to propagate the environment that the buyers can't tell the difference between the cousins and the in-laws."

"Impressive... quite impressive... Kshh Phew, Kshh Phew... [Darth Vader].

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"The script is strong on this one... Kshh Phew... Kshh Phew.." 😃

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Link | Posted on Feb 15, 2017 at 12:04 UTC
On article Hands-on with the Canon EOS 77D (441 comments in total)

Canon Motto:

"Make so much offspring to propagate the environment that the buyers can't tell the difference between the cousins and the in-laws."

"Impressive... quite impressive... Kshh Phew, Kshh Phew... [Darth Vader].

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Link | Posted on Feb 15, 2017 at 06:20 UTC as 89th comment | 2 replies
On article Hands-on with the Canon EOS Rebel T7i / EOS 800D (70 comments in total)

Canon is truly the champion of features stratification.

The levels are unbelievably effective.

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Link | Posted on Feb 15, 2017 at 06:14 UTC as 20th comment
On article Canon debuts EOS M6 mirrorless with optional EVF (642 comments in total)

Canon is the greatest and the best camera manufacturer who uses gelding.

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Link | Posted on Feb 15, 2017 at 06:12 UTC as 102nd comment
On article Sony SLT a99 II Review (1503 comments in total)

"Do you want to own this camera? What is the one thing that's holding you back?"

"I come from a different solar system..."

"Oh, I see... yes, I feel for you. Sell the planet and move here."

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Link | Posted on Feb 14, 2017 at 00:52 UTC as 137th comment

"What's a DL anyway?"

"Dead Last, but don't mention that to Nikon. They might chuck it."

"No they won't, because they are the ONE..."

"Shh! they might give that a flick too..."

[holds the V2 with sweaty nervous hands...] "Nooooooooo!!!!!" [Luke Skywalker echo...]

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Link | Posted on Feb 14, 2017 at 00:41 UTC as 135th comment
On article Prime or zoom? LensRentals investigates (232 comments in total)

Today's standard zoom lenses are the stuff of dreams a couple of decades ago, in quality and price.

Photographers have never had it so good.

Your UFO pictures will flood you with money, no matter what modern lens you use.

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Link | Posted on Feb 12, 2017 at 05:39 UTC as 33rd comment

The other video [exhibit B] would have been a great GIF...

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Link | Posted on Feb 5, 2017 at 02:18 UTC as 11th comment

Remember how Quark Express™ squeezed the living daylights out from your emaciated wallet? Just because they were a "monopoly"?

Then they were gobbled up by a better and hungrier fish in the swamp?

This gobbler has become the Jabba The Hutt™ of the Mos Eisly digital kingdom.

The wretched hive of scum and villainy has a new dictator.

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Link | Posted on Feb 4, 2017 at 06:17 UTC as 22nd comment | 1 reply
On article Sigma 85mm F1.4 Art DxO results: a new king is crowned (249 comments in total)

Hail to the new king!

Kneel Sir Sigma, and receive thy Lens Hood and Cap...

*snap*... *click*

"Rise! Darth Sigma!"

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Link | Posted on Feb 2, 2017 at 23:55 UTC as 35th comment
On article Adobe Creative Suite 6 has been officially retired (351 comments in total)

It seems odd for Adobe to manufacture a shotgun and blast themselves on the...

...Aaww... Fuggettabouttit...

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Link | Posted on Jan 31, 2017 at 06:17 UTC as 40th comment

Breaking News: 100 tons of pristine medium format film have been discovered inside an abandoned shipwrecked freighter in the icy tundra of the Baltic.

They will go on sale for $1.00 per roll.

[wakes up from dream time nap].

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Link | Posted on Jan 24, 2017 at 22:49 UTC as 17th comment
On article Throwback Thursday: Fujifilm X100 (171 comments in total)

This is still too modern, useful and relevant to be categorized as a throwback.

The Fuji DS 505 would be more exotic:

https://www.mir.com.my/rb/photography/companies/nikon/htmls/models/digitalSLRs/E2NE2Ns/index1.htm

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Link | Posted on Jan 19, 2017 at 23:09 UTC as 41st comment | 2 replies

"That's not a brick... THIS is a brick!" - Paul Hogan.

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Link | Posted on Jan 18, 2017 at 22:21 UTC as 170th comment
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