Lives in Australia Sydney, Australia
Works as a Architect
Joined on Aug 27, 2010
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Real World "camera design" feedback provider to camera "lab designers" who never get out to see the real world.


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On article New kid on the block: YI M1 review (695 comments in total)

Made you look...

...inside your wallets, and you realize...

"I can afford this thing!"


Link | Posted on Nov 30, 2016 at 05:55 UTC as 33rd comment

Nice to know the shoe box in the attic will start filling up again...

...minus that annoying trip to the corner store photo lab.


Link | Posted on Nov 27, 2016 at 22:20 UTC as 8th comment
On article Panasonic Lumix DMC-LX10/LX15 Review (382 comments in total)

"Hmmm.... Focus Stacking... chomp, chomp... *burp*" - Homer Simpson.


Link | Posted on Nov 21, 2016 at 22:31 UTC as 40th comment
On article TIME releases 100 most influential images of all time (173 comments in total)

"Every photograph is fake, from start to finish." - Edward Steichen.

Only yours and your "Moonlight: The Pond", Eddie...

The rest are the real deal.


Link | Posted on Nov 17, 2016 at 23:58 UTC as 59th comment

Who would shoot my portrait?

My barber.

He knows my good portrait angles in 360 and 3D.

Leonard Nimoy would snap the camera, but my barber would direct him.


Link | Posted on Nov 16, 2016 at 11:04 UTC as 109th comment | 2 replies

The judges for this photo contest looks to be all down to Earth and unlike those high falutin snobs of other competitions who have an agenda to promote. They are from all over the World and know what a good picture would be, so fairness will hopefully be exercised in judgement.

This is a good contest.


Link | Posted on Nov 15, 2016 at 01:53 UTC as 7th comment

Only $20 for 1 TB? Now that's a very good price for upgrading!


Link | Posted on Nov 11, 2016 at 11:41 UTC as 47th comment
On article 2016 Roundup: Interchangeable Lens Cameras $900-1200 (347 comments in total)

This category is the bare bones, no frills, gluten free, no sugar, no salt, non GMO, low fat offering on the plate.

The chef will have to whip up a good show for this one.


Link | Posted on Nov 11, 2016 at 01:22 UTC as 24th comment
On article 2016 Roundup: Interchangeable Lens Cameras $500-900 (334 comments in total)

This is the category where it's all heated up, full emotions and passion.

This is where the wallet hits the till, the rubber meets the road.

The innovations and feature offerings of manufacturers will be tested thoroughly in this category.

Consumers today are such a spoiled lot.


Link | Posted on Nov 10, 2016 at 00:10 UTC as 30th comment
On article 2016 Roundup: $1200-2000 ILCs part 1 - Crop-Sensor (386 comments in total)

Must be the delayed shot of the morning coffee...

...But that red background with the glaring words "Round Up™" and "Crop" gave me a flashback of Glyphosate™ and Agent Orange©...


Link | Posted on Nov 8, 2016 at 04:37 UTC as 23rd comment
On article Nikon reportedly eliminating 1000 jobs in Japan (535 comments in total)

Give those dudes on the picture the flick, Nikon...

And all those 1,000 hard workers will be saved... with a fat bonus to spare.


Link | Posted on Nov 8, 2016 at 04:29 UTC as 128th comment

This is much much more worst than oil blobs and bright orbs on the sensor.

Total Recall.


Link | Posted on Nov 7, 2016 at 09:10 UTC as 37th comment

Remember Steve Balmer? "A phone without a keyboard? What's that?"

Well, now it's Apple's time to shine!

Phil Schiller: "A laptop WITH an SD card slot? Haha ! What's that? Hahahah!"


Link | Posted on Nov 5, 2016 at 14:29 UTC as 140th comment

It doesn't take a lot of effort from Apple to place the missing receptacles on the peripherals.

They just overstepped their bragging rights.

But now, they can't and won't swallow their Humble Pie down their esophagus.

So they hire Disco DJ's to be their Spin Doctors.


Link | Posted on Nov 5, 2016 at 08:40 UTC as 172nd comment
On article DPReview Asks: What was your first camera? (762 comments in total)

My first camera was a Medium Format: Kodak Brownie Hawkeye.

The lens was so blurry, it looks like a high quality LensBaby of today.

I replaced the blurry lens with the sawn-off bottom of a Coca-Cola™ bottle and the images became sharp and contrasty.


Link | Posted on Nov 4, 2016 at 22:56 UTC as 310th comment | 2 replies




Tsk tsk tsk...

Your days of DICTATING to us what we need are over...

Technology has converged dramatically and you have run out of gas...


Link | Posted on Nov 4, 2016 at 05:23 UTC as 226th comment | 2 replies

"Uh, we had a slight SD card malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now... thank you."

The best explanation in any galaxy, far, far away...


Link | Posted on Nov 3, 2016 at 22:05 UTC as 298th comment
On article Nikon KeyMission action cameras now shipping in US (81 comments in total)

Nikon is really on a roll!

First, the 1 series!

Now this!

What can top this one for the "Lost Road Map" award!


Link | Posted on Oct 29, 2016 at 09:49 UTC as 18th comment | 8 replies

I will buy a least 10 of those... but I need to get this oil rig to drill deeper so I can strike my first oil gusher here in the middle of the Simpson Desert...


Link | Posted on Oct 27, 2016 at 22:41 UTC as 49th comment
On article Apple revamps MacBook Pro lineup, adds 'Touch Bar' (871 comments in total)

It must be a difficult for Apple to always try hard to outdo the competition or themselves...

In the process, too much upgrades and clangs and toots [bells and whistles] can DISENFRANCHISE the loyal users forcing them to migrate to other systems that will give them WHAT THEY NEED and not what is cool or FORCED fed unto them.


Link | Posted on Oct 27, 2016 at 22:36 UTC as 170th comment
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