Jeff Greenberg

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> "Mortality gives meaning to human life."

Humans give meanings to human life.
AGI will give immortality to human life...

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> ...we will be forgotten forever

no, explained in three words: routine cryonics revivals
(seemingly as impossible now as photography was in, say, 1730)

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> In-person bidding will begin on November 15 by appointment only.

Martha, get me my buggy whip.
They're not allowing me to use the
Alexander Bell newfangled contraption.

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> While photographing a timelapse...

ISS moving 4.76 mi/sec.
Earth spins 0.28 mi/sec.
Its all relative but...
how is sharp timelapse bloody possible??

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Something freaky is just around the corner for us
AND WE ARE CARRYING ON WITHOUT KNOWING IT...

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was wondering who are the blokes that
willingly pay extra for lens caps & lens hoods...
do Canon charge yet for contacting customer service...?

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Wow, then
Wow, then
Wow, then
"subscription", then
pppssssssssssssttttttttt...pooooof...

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There's too much camera stuff in my cabinets already.
I'd just end up giving it away to The Salvation Army...

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>with a 1/1.28" CMOS (0.8") sensor that captures 50MP photos.

Slightly smaller sensor vs. P4P+ 1" 20MP but 2.5X MP.
So which has higher IQ at optimal f-stop, including away from center...?

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that lead photo
I see one in-foucs turd on top
& two OOF turds beyond -- YUCK.
I'm sorry, this is the future of food photos...?
will there be Turd Shaped Food Photographer of the Year...?

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value of this telescope camera, $45000;
value of using it to win
Turd-Shaped Galaxy Photographer of the Year
as seen on DPR, priceless...

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Reason ECF didn't catch on first time around
= camera companies kowtowed to pros
& pros decided ECF was for wimps
Reason ECF will catch on now
= camera companies now listen to non pros, too,
&...

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> Eye Control AF isn't for everything...my eye is darting all over the place

Sure it is.
Eye Control AF can be 24/7/364.
For those who can control their eye 24/7/364.
Apparently you...

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remember this day...
a. there has now been photo contest theme for everything & anything
b. everybody who enters photo contests has now won honorable mention or better

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oddly
"Shaken not stirred"
is one of the menu choices
under Image Stabilization

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Que rico Ricoh

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3 Spain winners.
Because Spain bird photography rules the world.
Or maybe judges were Spanish.
Certainly no judges were Albanian.

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AI is in early stages.
But already solving problems mankind hasn't.
1" sensors will be the new FF, not far off...

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Feeling sorry for all FF owners.
All chuffed up, & then...
Life's not fair, is it...

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instead of demanding more $$ from consumers
why not drop the "Z" & become Eiss to
a. save on paint overhead
b. raise alphabetical profile