I was raised by my PA Dutch grandparents. They lost their farm in the Depression and were considered “Ormadrups” (roughly translates in English to "poor people in need of help"). There was no welfare in the PA Dutch culture, so they lived at various relatives’ farms and earned their keep by helping out – there was no lack of work to do on those primitive farms. My grandmother helped in the kitchens and my grandfather (tho’ he had been mostly blinded in WWI) was a very skilled wood and metalworker. As a little kid, of course, I went with them.
At one point, we lived at an uncle’s farm. This is that farmhouse today – now a fancy winery (more on this later) maybe two miles from where I live.

My uncle was a pig farmer. He was a nasty piece of work, too. Kept a shotgun loaded with rock salt and he’d shoot at trespassers. He was a big, powerful man with hands like shovels who looked and SMELLED like his pigs. You did NOT want to cross him.
Little kids in the PA Dutch culture were considered small adults, not snowflakes like kids seem to be today, and were expected to help with the family’s work to the extent that they were physically able. Butchering hogs was a constant chore. One of my memories of that time as being assigned, along with several other little kids, to squeeze the poop out of the hog intestines because they were cleaned and used for sausage casings. There was always a big bubbling black iron pot over a fire where the scraps were tossed to be cooked down to make scrapple – one of my favorites then and now. When the PA Dutch butcher a Sau (hog) it is said there is nothing left but the “oink”. Very true.
This is another shot of the house with the butchering shed in the foreground – the very scene of this crime.

After a bit, the kids, being kids, began to have a contest to see how far they could fling the poop by twirling the intestines. Came my turn – I did a really fast twirl and let fly – a big wad of pig poop sailed through the air and landed right in the scrapple pot. ACK!!! Thankfully, no one (especially my uncle) saw that or I would not be writing this today. Needless to say, I did not eat any of that batch of scrapple.
The house had been a wealthy man’s home in the 18th century, but by this time, it was very old and was badly run down and smelly. After my uncle died, the county was talking about tearing it down when it was purchased as a winery. I was really glad to see it preserved and still being used, even thought my uncle would roll over in his grave if he could see the yuppie wine types going in and out of his house.

Well, the winery offers “Paranormal Tours” when you get to “meet” the “many spirits” that occupy the house. I had not been inside the house in probably 65 years, so I signed up for me and my partner, Nancy, and my daughter and her husband.
The “tour” started out with about an hour at the wine bar, which no doubt helped the several folks who “felt the presence of spirits” during the tour.

We went up this ancient stairwell, where I ran up and down a thousand times as a little kid. We were told the ghost of “Sarah” was at that moment standing on the landing you see here. Some people felt a sudden chill in that area.

Each room had its own ghostly inhabitants. The girl with the amazing orange hair was our guide and was taking in a spirit presence in the drawing room when I surreptitiously took this cell phone snap. I just hope it wasn’t my uncle, 'cause he was a mean old guy….

We were not allowed into the attic because there were spirits there who did not like to be disturbed.
We were told that several of the spirits were African-American slaves who had been abused on the property (never mind that Pennsylvania abolished slavery in 1780 – before the house was built).
I'm not a "believer", but I'm always open to new experiences. Even Nancy and my daughter, both of whom believe strongly in ghosts, did not perceive any presence.
It was fun, nonetheless; the wine was good; and it was nice to go back inside the old house where I had not been for so many years. It's in much better shape now than it was as an old PA Dutch farmhouse.
Has anyone else done a Paranormal Event?
Greg