Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

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Lance B Forum Pro • Posts: 32,512
Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

Or should I wait until the dust settles?
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Col K10d
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Re: Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

Better never than late.

I live 2 mins from Stansted Airport and it had been a pleasant and quiet week. Interesting as soon as they stopped the flights here... it stopped raining!
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pundit Senior Member • Posts: 1,477
Nice try but I don't hear anyone...

...erupting with laughter!

Lance B wrote:

Or should I wait until the dust settles?
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GVRB Senior Member • Posts: 1,394
I was thinking maybe Melbourn Storm jokes

Whats the difference between the Melbourne Storm and a toothpick?

The toothpick has two points
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dlacoutu Contributing Member • Posts: 811
Re: Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

For frenchies :

"Ils volcans les avions?"

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karamoja Junior Member • Posts: 37
Volcano joke

A bit crude, so if you are sensitive don't read! Will probably only be understood by UK people.

Q: What is the difference between Cheryl Cole and the volcano?
A: Cheryl has stopped blowing ash.

Paul van den Akker Regular Member • Posts: 169
Re: Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

Ben..Le jour où les nuages vont des cendres...

dlacoutu wrote:

For frenchies :

"Ils volcans les avions?"

SpaceDoc Senior Member • Posts: 1,482
Europe from sky - with and without aircraft condensation trails

btw: European Space Agency just published very intersting pictures today - Europe with and without aircraft condensation trails, or 'contrails', - two pictures together in an animated GIF file:

check out the story at ESA website:
http://www.esa.int/esaEO/SEMGVWF098G_index_1.html

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SpaceDoc Senior Member • Posts: 1,482
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On dutch website these days:

translation:
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... they ask if this year we'll meet the Kyoto-criteria?"

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OP Lance B Forum Pro • Posts: 32,512
Re: I was thinking maybe Melbourn Storm jokes

GVRB wrote:

Whats the difference between the Melbourne Storm and a toothpick?

The toothpick has two points

Hahahaha! Great joke!

It's also great to see you back safe and sound, Gazza. I hope the trip was good.

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jonska Veteran Member • Posts: 3,212
Re: Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

Hi Lance: I don't have any of my own, but here is a whole series:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/281736/april-19-2010/volcano-eyjafjallajokull

Justt hearing people try to pronounce the name of the volcano is a bit of a joke too:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/20/the-ultimate-iceland-volc_n_545010.html
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jonathan68 Regular Member • Posts: 406
Re: Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

T'was the other way round... the good weather blew the ash over us.

Col K10d wrote:

Better never than late.

I live 2 mins from Stansted Airport and it had been a pleasant and quiet week. Interesting as soon as they stopped the flights here... it stopped raining!
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karen clanin Veteran Member • Posts: 4,855
forgot to say

i think it is the 4th photo that reminds me very much of our drive from central california to tacoma, washington many years ago -- 2 weeks after Mt. St. Helen erupted. that was an experience we'll never forget. the drive of course was to pick up a puppy.

narddogg81 Senior Member • Posts: 1,029
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All I can say is that if that damn volcano messed up my trip to England on may 16th I will have some words with Iceland
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jonska Veteran Member • Posts: 3,212
Narddogg

Just reroute your England trip to Iceland - which appears to be the only unaffected country in Europe - and I will take you up to Eyjafjallajökull, where you can take your revenge by shooting the volcano.

Ooops ... seems that Iceland's airports are finally closing as well owing to a change in wind direction.
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Irek J Senior Member • Posts: 2,762
Re: Is it too early for volcano jokes.....?

Lol, good one Lance
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This was my favourite story
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GVRB Senior Member • Posts: 1,394
Re: I was thinking maybe Melbourn Storm jokes

Lance B wrote:

GVRB wrote:

Whats the difference between the Melbourne Storm and a toothpick?

The toothpick has two points

Hahahaha! Great joke!

It's also great to see you back safe and sound, Gazza. I hope the trip was good.

Yeah, was brilliant. Got most photos sorted, just got to get a few captions onto pbase and will post a few when I get around to it.
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Greyser Veteran Member • Posts: 6,223
Not a joke, but a mystery :-)
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