Jed Clampett reviews the Digital Rebel...

Thomas C said:

Well, howdy folks... set yo' selves down rite here n' listen up to
my lil' ol' song....

Gonna tell ya all a story 'bout my cam named Reb'
That purdy SLR you been seein' on the Web
Got a C-MOS sensor makin' pics so buttery
And a tin-can case that is black n' silvery!

(Fuji-style, Pro-sumer...)

Well, the next thing ya know, Canon's got a winner, hey!
They cripple-up a 10D an' sell em' for a 'K'
With a wide angle zoom that is slow n' rickety
Hell, it ain't no 'L', but its only one 'G'

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But now its time to say good-bye to 'Reb n' to his lens
There's hefty competition from his inbred Nikon friends
No pokey 4 frame buffer, rise above them bourgeoisie
You'll catch that smile, dee-liverance style, wif yo' D-70!

Nikon, that is... Chromatic ain't yo' only abberation...
No pixel-peepin, y'all, hear?

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Thomas C said:

Well, howdy folks... set yo' selves down rite here n' listen up to
my lil' ol' song....

Gonna tell ya all a story 'bout my cam named Reb'
That purdy SLR you been seein' on the Web
Got a C-MOS sensor makin' pics so buttery
And a tin-can case that is black n' silvery!

(Fuji-style, Pro-sumer...)

Well, the next thing ya know, Canon's got a winner, hey!
They cripple-up a 10D an' sell em' for a 'K'
With a wide angle zoom that is slow n' rickety
Hell, it ain't no 'L', but its only one 'G'

(PayPal, Add 3%)

But now its time to say good-bye to 'Reb n' to his lens
There's hefty competition from his inbred Nikon friends
No pokey 4 frame buffer, rise above them bourgeoisie
You'll catch that smile, dee-liverance style, wif yo' D-70!

Nikon, that is... Chromatic ain't yo' only abberation...
No pixel-peepin, y'all, hear?

Click to expand...

Thomas C said:

Well, howdy folks... set yo' selves down rite here n' listen up to
my lil' ol' song....

Gonna tell ya all a story 'bout my cam named Reb'
That purdy SLR you been seein' on the Web
Got a C-MOS sensor makin' pics so buttery
And a tin-can case that is black n' silvery!

(Fuji-style, Pro-sumer...)

Well, the next thing ya know, Canon's got a winner, hey!
They cripple-up a 10D an' sell em' for a 'K'
With a wide angle zoom that is slow n' rickety
Hell, it ain't no 'L', but its only one 'G'

(PayPal, Add 3%)

But now its time to say good-bye to 'Reb n' to his lens
There's hefty competition from his inbred Nikon friends
No pokey 4 frame buffer, rise above them bourgeoisie
You'll catch that smile, dee-liverance style, wif yo' D-70!

Nikon, that is... Chromatic ain't yo' only abberation...
No pixel-peepin, y'all, hear?

Click to expand...

Thomas C said:

Well, howdy folks... set yo' selves down rite here n' listen up to
my lil' ol' song....

Gonna tell ya all a story 'bout my cam named Reb'
That purdy SLR you been seein' on the Web
Got a C-MOS sensor makin' pics so buttery
And a tin-can case that is black n' silvery!

(Fuji-style, Pro-sumer...)

Well, the next thing ya know, Canon's got a winner, hey!
They cripple-up a 10D an' sell em' for a 'K'
With a wide angle zoom that is slow n' rickety
Hell, it ain't no 'L', but its only one 'G'

(PayPal, Add 3%)

But now its time to say good-bye to 'Reb n' to his lens
There's hefty competition from his inbred Nikon friends
No pokey 4 frame buffer, rise above them bourgeoisie
You'll catch that smile, dee-liverance style, wif yo' D-70!

Nikon, that is... Chromatic ain't yo' only abberation...
No pixel-peepin, y'all, hear?

Click to expand...

Thomas C said:

Well, howdy folks... set yo' selves down rite here n' listen up to
my lil' ol' song....

Gonna tell ya all a story 'bout my cam named Reb'
That purdy SLR you been seein' on the Web
Got a C-MOS sensor makin' pics so buttery
And a tin-can case that is black n' silvery!

(Fuji-style, Pro-sumer...)

Well, the next thing ya know, Canon's got a winner, hey!
They cripple-up a 10D an' sell em' for a 'K'
With a wide angle zoom that is slow n' rickety
Hell, it ain't no 'L', but its only one 'G'

(PayPal, Add 3%)

But now its time to say good-bye to 'Reb n' to his lens
There's hefty competition from his inbred Nikon friends
No pokey 4 frame buffer, rise above them bourgeoisie
You'll catch that smile, dee-liverance style, wif yo' D-70!

Nikon, that is... Chromatic ain't yo' only abberation...
No pixel-peepin, y'all, hear?

Click to expand...