just for fun

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just for fun

can you relate to this little story

hello to all you good clean loving people out there

first let me say i am not going to give you any old flannel

my name is mrs soaps i live next door to mr cold and mrs hot

i have one son his name is sponge bob,,he likes to soak up the atmosphere

and get on with the job in hand

we all live in tap turns on the water avenue ,,we like to see people get naked

and join us in the bath

mrs soaps is quite a large lump but she gets thinner every day

washing the dirt and grime away

sponge bob floats and never drowns

me i hit rock bottom every single time you let go of me.its time for me to have a rest

while you sit back look at the ceiling and relax

after 10 minutes you can't even find me,,better send in the under water search party

now i have mr fingers and mrs thumbs trying to find me and grab hold of me

as soon as i feel them touch my body

i simply slip away,,doing slide stroke the full length of the bath

8 times out of 10 i end up by the plug hole

right next to your big toe

please put me back to where you found me

as i only have about one week to live

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