Don't trouble yourselves Locked
You veteran photographers on this site that find yourself irritated by stupid questions and comments from newer people should not have to bother yourselves, or endure our stupidity. You're way too knowledgeable and important to have to deal with that stuff. My suggestion, instead of wasting your energy putting us in our place, is to just not bother with us at all.
Let us plod along without you. Let us fail on our own.
You're much too important. I'm sure you have demanding schedules and high profile clients demanding that they have you, and only you, shoot all of their ads and centerfolds......