Adam & Eve

Started Sep 23, 2012 | Discussions thread
I Cant Believe Its Not Butter Forum Member • Posts: 58
Re: God made Man with clay !

Mr Roygbiv rainbow wrote:

He formed the body of Adam and Eve looking almost exact , and with the clay that was still in his hands he pulled off two pieces and stuck them on Eve's chest which formed her breasts , he now had a little piece of clay in his hands and stood back to admire his work of the two figures he had created .

Eve protested that she did not like the two lumps that God had put on her chest , and pionted out that there was a hole between her legs that needed filling , and that the remaining piece should be used to fill it !
So God rolled it into a suasage and stuck it between Adams legs !
And Woman has been trying to get it back ever since !

I keep trying to give my wife sausage. It's good for her diet!

One life ! Live it !

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