I just saw these Chuck Norris facts...

Started Dec 7, 2011 | Discussions thread
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Pete_CSCS Veteran Member • Posts: 3,609
I just saw these Chuck Norris facts...

... concerning photography and thought I'd pass them on.

Of course they're all true!

  • The rule of thirds doesn't apply when photographing Chuck Norris, but it's still a good idea so you can include what he's about to roundhouse kick in the frame.

  • Chuck Norris can take color photographs on Tri-X.

  • The hairs of Chuck Norris' beard aren't actually all red. Under a microscope they can be seen to be arranged in a Bayer pattern.

  • Chuck Norris can still get his Kodachrome slides developed.

Any more out there?

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'When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at
his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it.
Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two,
and I know it was not that blow that did it,
but all that had gone before.'
-- Jacob Riis (1849 - 1914)

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