I just built my first PC

Started Sep 15, 2011 | Discussions thread
Robert Schoner Senior Member • Posts: 1,040
Re: I just built my first PC

Hi,

Just one of several possible Windows messages including:

•C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

•Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

•COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

•BREAKFAST.COM Halted ... Cereal Port Not Responding

•Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

•File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

•An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

•CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

•SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

•Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

•Press (CTRL)-(ALT)-(DEL) to continue ...

•Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

•Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

•ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

•E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

•RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

•Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

•Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

I hope all is well and this was a joke.

Bob Schoner

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