How do you go pro?

Started Feb 19, 2011 | Discussions thread
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romphotog
romphotog Contributing Member • Posts: 672
Re: How do you go pro?

To go pro you need an official certificate from your local chamber of commerce. Usually a $14.95 fee, and 2 forms of ID. Some states require an FBI background check, a TSA full cavity search, a CIA mind scan, and a blessing from an unemployed religious con artist such as a rabbi, a priest, or an Imam for an additional $6.66.

Actually, to save $, bring a Fine Sharpie magic marker to Darby O'Malley's pub on 57st, and an undrunk fully sober Irishman named Harry will scrawl on yer forehead "pro photog" in Gaelic.

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