I suspect people are joking by calling it "professional" mode. In one of his articles Ken Rockwell called P mode "professional" mode and said all of the professionals used it.
this is from his "whats new" page
"Professional Exposure Mode
I almost always shoot in Professional exposure mode, the "P."
Today's Professional mode was originally called "Program" back in the 1970s by camera marketers, and this name still turns up in in some instruction manuals.
Pro photographers call it Professional mode, since that's what everyone uses. If we need different shutter speeds or apertures, all we do is flick the rear dial to get them.
Calling it Professional mode also helps steer newcomers the right way, since they are often working off old-wives' tales and trying to shoot Manual or Aperture-priority with no good reason.
Pro mode gets us where we need to be faster, with less twiddling as conditions change, than any other exposure mode. Use the other modes as needed, but lead with Pro mode."
what's the professional mode on D90?
"P" stands for program mode. Means it automatically changes aperture and shutter speed accordingly.
Are you referring to full manual mode? That's the "M" mode.
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