EOS-5D Mark II
LOL, this is funny indeed. This site claims "canonroumors" is their source, canonroumors cite dpreview and then someone posts the same information here on dpreview again.
I call it the "chain of rumours".
And the most funny thing is how it started... with a list of items, that someone would like in his new 5D
|No Lifeguard on Duty by io_bg|
from Break the rules
|Inside A Clock Tower by poppyjk|
from Gear or Gears
|READY FOR A MISSION by DIM POL|
from Fighter aircraft