anakin2178

anakin2178

Lives in United States Petersburg, VA, United States
Works as a Deputy Sheriff
Joined on Nov 17, 2007
About me:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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  • I'll give the first image a black and white shot. I'll see what I can come up with. My white puppy Ghost is still young, it's actually a rabbit in his mouth. He loves that thing and plays with it ...
  • Great photos. Thanks for posting.
  • Created discussions E-3 Shoots my Shepherds.
    Just a few photos of my Shepherds. Their names are Nong and Ghost. Taken with my E-3 and Zuiko 35-100f2.
  • Created photos Riverbanks Zoo
    Traveled to Columbia SC to visit my brother, I took the advantage of visiting their wonderful zoo. Here are a few photos I took. They are all taken using my E-3 and Zuiko 35-100 f2 Lens.
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