anakin2178

anakin2178

Lives in United States Petersburg, VA, United States
Works as a Photographer Extraordinaire
Joined on Nov 17, 2007
About me:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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German Shepherds enjoying their summer Olympus SLR Talk 1 week ago
Olympus Zuiko Lenses 11-22, 14-54 mk1, and 70-300 For Sale and Wanted 9 months ago
E-3 Shoots my Shepherds. Olympus SLR Talk 10 months ago
E-5 plus SHG still rocks: Olympus SLR Talk 10 months ago
Riverbanks Zoo Olympus SLR Talk Aug 8, 2013
Recent E5 Shots (birds, beaver, and a landscape) Olympus SLR Talk Jun 16, 2013
Male Model Photo Shoot Black and White Photography Jun 15, 2013
Lacrosse in the pouring rain - and State Champs Olympus SLR Talk Jun 12, 2013
Wolf with E-30 + 50-200. Olympus SLR Talk Jun 11, 2013
E-620 Does Niagara Falls Olympus SLR Talk Jun 7, 2013
E-5 still gets the job done (imgs) Olympus SLR Talk May 26, 2013
New Photo Shoot with E-3 Olympus SLR Talk May 25, 2013
From my backyard Olympus SLR Talk May 25, 2013
Still happy with my good old E3 Olympus SLR Talk May 21, 2013
My Cupcake Olympus SLR Talk May 10, 2013
Adopted two new babies. Olympus SLR Talk May 7, 2013
A few pics from today's trip to the beach Olympus SLR Talk Apr 10, 2013
Weekend MONOCHROME #126 |29-31 Mar| Post yours! Olympus SLR Talk Apr 2, 2013
I'm Staying Married to Olympus!! Olympus SLR Talk Mar 25, 2013
Joined Team Olympus! Olympus SLR Talk Mar 16, 2013
I am considering switching to Olympus. Olympus SLR Talk Jan 16, 2013
Question about a Minolta Lens Focusing. Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Jan 14, 2013
Some portraits from Russia (Sony A850 + 85/2.8) Part 145 Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Jan 8, 2013
Winter Hike - Rocky Mountain National Park Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Dec 27, 2012
Just Switchd back to Sony! Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Dec 27, 2012
Aperture 3 terminology issue Mac Talk Jun 21, 2012
My kid, the swimer Portrait and People Photography May 20, 2012
Boys Varsity Soccer. Sport and Action Photography Apr 3, 2012
Hong Kong Beach 5s 2012 (Men's Beach Rugby) Sport and Action Photography Apr 1, 2012
Game Of Thrones mood Portrait and People Photography Feb 28, 2012
First shot at Girls Varsity High School Basketball Game Canon EOS-1D / 5D / 6D Talk Jan 30, 2012
Zoo pictures taken with my 1D Mark III & 70-200is II Canon EOS-1D / 5D / 6D Talk Jan 22, 2012
Need help choosing a CF card for 1D Mark III Canon EOS-1D / 5D / 6D Talk Nov 5, 2011
Burlesq *safe* Canon EOS-1D / 5D / 6D Talk Nov 1, 2011
Need help cleaning my A700 Body! Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Apr 1, 2011
Need Help with Maxxum 7D!!! Konica Minolta Talk Mar 3, 2011
Is it safe to buy used lenses on Craigs? Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Feb 27, 2011
Here's your A77, sort of. Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Feb 10, 2011
Photo walk after a hectic week Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Oct 18, 2010
Zoo #41 - a550 w/ 70-400G Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Sep 12, 2010
Portrait, with the good profile, says she..... Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Jun 27, 2010
My First Sony a700 images on DPReview! Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk May 22, 2010
My 2nd Sony a700 images on DPReview (Zoo Pics) Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk May 17, 2010
Anybody have or use the Sony 28-75 F2.8 Lens? Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Apr 27, 2010
Aperture 3 Seems Smoother Post ProKit Update Mac Talk Mar 5, 2010
Need help with a700 and lens! Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Feb 8, 2010
Tamron 70-200 2.8 Macro...how sharp? Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Nov 12, 2009
New Tamron 70-200 disappointment Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Nov 10, 2009
How do I focus with my remote on my a700? Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Oct 25, 2009
Just switched to Sony! Sony Alpha SLR/SLT A-mount Talk Oct 20, 2009