Good thing that big old boy met you in the woods with your camera and not me...with my shotgun :)
I know I'm more about the pic too...I was just messing' with yah...I'm not an Apple guy...the iMac was a present so I'm dealing the best I can. My other computer (Dell) has all my most precious photos stuck on two old hard drives...shot with a Kodak z650. I'm excited about the possibilities with the a77, but I would not trade for what I already have....as far as the sharpness...blame the Bully Porter..and the fact I have yet figured out how to output Lightroom properly!...yea go ahead...blame the beer.
This is a pic of my desk, as it appeared at the time I saw this challenge. I moved my beer into the frame as I feel this porter can go up against any in the world..I should know, I have had a bazillion. Unfortunately (the pic) it is not nearly as contrived as you...think about it because you know you are. I bought a camera to take pictures of the three beautiful females in my life. You bought a camera to fulfill your inadequacies...apparently you need a new camera...I suggest a Leica...or perhaps I have lost something in your translation. :)
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