SirLataxe

Mr D, Perhaps you are confusing empathy with sympathy? In all events, both abilities are generally in-built with humans, unless they are suffering from a-one of those unfortunate genetic or...

I believe you need to travel to NW England, where one of the helpful natives will civilise you, dress you in clean clothes and provide you with a short back & sides.  (Quiffs indicate degeneracy,...

Whilst it's a good way to seem convincing to those you lie to, never make the mistake of lying to yourself ... especially if it's about yourself. The centre of the universe is nowhere near any...

Wot ... you had to be taught how to empathise!?  You must be an Amurkn. SirLataxe, naturally human hisself, inclusive of all the bits and facilities.

I heard that! SirLataxe, sharpening up his debollocking tongs.  (Sweetbreads on toast make a hearty breakfast).

Mr Onge, Do you have money that you are not currently spending?  Have you saved some for no particular reason other than the unknown needs generated by the slings & arrows of an outrageous future? ...

Quoted from the review:

"As is the case with all compact cameras, you'd be able to get technically better results from the TS5 if Raw mode was available, but that's not a feature you'll find in...

Mad photographer ideas of the solipsistic age: Art can be made in an instance by pointing an automated 2D copying machine and pressing it's operational button.  My pictures are worth loads of...

Mr Chato, Perhaps you have forgotten that employers like high unemployment as they regard labour as a commodity so when it is in surplus it becomes less expensive. This is also one of the reasons...

Mr Dophy, Will these futurologists never larn?  The universe is inherently chaotic (inherently unpredictable) especially in it's more complex and inter-networked exudations (e.g. humans & their...

Mr Rachman, I appointed meself rozzer, beak and unforgiving jury; I would be executioner too but it's taking ages to build this guillotine. It's true that many folk need a place to live as it's no...

Mr Stvo, You have a habit of making sensible statements albeit with a sarky tinge, then spoiling them with a snippet of some American Disease or other (property fetishism in this case). The answer...

Mr Collett, By way of another tara-for-a-bit, here are some photos from the well-delayed English Spring, taken along the Lancaster Canal at Deep Cutting whilst walking the...

Mr Chato, First, belated commiserations on the death of that famous pooch.  Whilst none can take his place, you could still offer it to another hound, who will soon have you running about and...

Mr Stvo, There is a difficulty - in fact, several. Who are the judges making the award? The criteria? There is a risk I may get the reward myself (unthinkable)! Or you might!!!!!!!!!! The...

Not quite correct on the nig-nog as you have left out the pre-history of the term... The term was made into a racist one via an infamous British TV "comedy" programme wherein a little englander...

Mr Yuk, I am all for them speed traps as there any number of motorised me-firsters going about with gay abandon and a total disregard for one's cat, granny, child or even oneself when aboard the...

Mr Yuk, It is always sad to see desperate folk seeking a political solution in the unsavoury jingoism of cynical rabble rousers.  On the other hand, can they be any worse than that public schoolboy...

Ms Heelbender, First, I recommend that you stop prancing about in high heels if you don't have the calf muscles to control the blighters. I imagine you are always getting one stuck in a drain cover...

Mr Stvo, You have the wrong hat to be a Guardian blatherer. You would need a bobble hat instead; or one with knitted pigtails and jaunty bows. The Daily Mail would have you as long as you're...