Trollshavethebestcandy

Trollshavethebestcandy

Joined on Jun 8, 2011

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On 3,200MP LSST camera gets construction approval article (257 comments in total)

Haselblad will come out with one with endangered wood and leather from a cute animal and charge you "One Trillion dollars" (my best Dr. Evil voice)

Direct link | Posted on Feb 3, 2015 at 04:05 UTC as 103rd comment
On 3,200MP LSST camera gets construction approval article (257 comments in total)

It's not pocketable so you won't take it with you.

Direct link | Posted on Feb 3, 2015 at 04:02 UTC as 104th comment
On Show us your best shot of 2014 article (101 comments in total)

The toucan, leaves and lake 63, protests in kyiv smoking, the legs on Russian subway were my favorites. The Bora Bora storm was a sentimental honorable mention. Thanks for sharing.

Direct link | Posted on Jan 4, 2015 at 10:57 UTC as 20th comment
On Canon introduces new $78K 50-1000mm cine lens article (173 comments in total)

Jump the shark comes to mind.

Direct link | Posted on Oct 17, 2014 at 03:08 UTC as 62nd comment
On 'See Impossible': Canon counts down to... something. article (1656 comments in total)

This is what happens when your marketing is wonderful but your product is crap. This is baiting your expectations with a red herring. (Rolls up newspaper) Bad Canon! Bad canon!

Direct link | Posted on Oct 7, 2014 at 19:08 UTC as 298th comment

I want a pony that shites diamonds and pieces fine scotch.
I see the superiority complex gear heads have poked their horns in. It should be f.95 at a quarter the cost and quarter the size. I fart in your general direction if you are less than a 35mm sensor size devotee. All worship "FF" and the virgin Leica from whom gave birth to our lord DOF control. Throw some APSC sensor owners in the volcano to appease our gods anger of those who blaspheme his sensor size. Lay waste to any M43 user and take 1" users as slaves and concubines.

Direct link | Posted on Sep 5, 2014 at 01:28 UTC as 6th comment
On Zeiss launches Loxia full frame lenses for Sony E-mount article (268 comments in total)

Nice!

Direct link | Posted on Sep 2, 2014 at 19:43 UTC as 73rd comment
On Sony announces Alpha a5100 compact mirrorless camera article (104 comments in total)

I like how compact it is. Just needs compact lenses.

Direct link | Posted on Aug 18, 2014 at 05:28 UTC as 18th comment | 2 replies
On Sony Cyber-shot DSC-RX100 III Review preview (836 comments in total)

Where us the damn Fuji X30?!?!?!?
Can you please do a "Battle of the 1" sensor" when the X30 comes out? Compare to the Canon GX1II to the RX100III to the Fuji X30 would be awesome. I hope you already have a X30 review unit on hand.

Direct link | Posted on Jun 23, 2014 at 13:49 UTC as 198th comment | 1 reply
On Sony Cyber-shot DSC-RX100 III Review preview (836 comments in total)

It's not the review that matters but how pithy or troll like the comments are ;)

Direct link | Posted on Jun 23, 2014 at 13:21 UTC as 208th comment
On Leica T (Typ 701) First Impressions Review preview (2250 comments in total)
In reply to:

Peter KT Lim: Never mind about Leica lens, the little red dot command the respect, this camera command the respect for those like to show off.

If this were made by Samsung it would sell for $800.
Who is the market for this camera? If money is not an issue (what a lot of Leica snobs say) why not just buy the M9??Who wants to pay Germans to polish aluminum? How about a knurled surface that would add grip. Buy a Fuji and with the extra money fly to Germany and take pics of the assembly line and try to pocket a red dot. $20 says the people polishing these cams are not even German.

Direct link | Posted on May 3, 2014 at 01:44 UTC
On Leica T (Typ 701) First Impressions Review preview (2250 comments in total)
In reply to:

Ben Stonewall: Lieca!
All fur coat and no knickers!
LOL!

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there I tell ya (Cable guy voice)

Direct link | Posted on May 3, 2014 at 01:29 UTC
On Lytro announces Illum light field camera article (348 comments in total)

If this had a Foveon chip it would negate a lot of the FF argument. In five years this could be something even the critics would have a hard time nay saying. As it is it is a pretty cool looking enthusiast/soccer mom cam. If it were interchangeable lens cam in the future that would be even more interesting.

Direct link | Posted on Apr 23, 2014 at 00:39 UTC as 40th comment
On Google applies for contact lens camera patent post (28 comments in total)

Its not Full Frame!!! It's crap! Is there room for a Leica red dot? Then they could charge triple. All the bourgeoise will have red eye and not want red eye removal.

Direct link | Posted on Apr 16, 2014 at 04:53 UTC as 19th comment | 1 reply
On Ricoh announces medium-format Pentax 645Z article (161 comments in total)

Will there be a Metabones Speed Booster for MF 645 lenses to the Sony A7? That would shake things up.

Direct link | Posted on Apr 15, 2014 at 07:16 UTC as 33rd comment | 1 reply
On Hands on with the Pentax 645Z article (670 comments in total)

What, no "Art" filters?
I want a pinhole art filter ;)

Direct link | Posted on Apr 15, 2014 at 07:09 UTC as 191st comment | 1 reply

Not interested in the video but how many stops of DR?
How will stills compare to a frame of video?
How large can you print before diminishing returns?

Direct link | Posted on Apr 6, 2014 at 23:42 UTC as 81st comment

Cal liberator.

Direct link | Posted on Apr 1, 2014 at 07:02 UTC as 62nd comment
In reply to:

MrTofu: Death Star

That's no moon...

Direct link | Posted on Apr 1, 2014 at 06:58 UTC
On Samsung NX mini First Impressions Review preview (559 comments in total)

22fps selfies!!!!

Direct link | Posted on Mar 19, 2014 at 03:45 UTC as 162nd comment
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