My *****life life is over

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Whalligeo
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My *****life life is over
3 months ago

Today is my Birthday, nothing fantastic. During the year I cook, every night, I hoover every week, at least. I look after our animals, I fix the truck, I manage the books, I mend the house, every day of the year I do everything. Apart from my birthday. On that day I do everything as usual, including clearing the cat sick, apart from, wait for it, my supper. My wife says she will cook my supper. Gee friging wizzz. Or at least it would be if you could COOK!!!!

My dearest wife, Mrs Whallgeo please leave and do it now. Your ugly, you appreciate nothing, but you expect everything. Great, just shove off. I'd rather hump the rather ugly post lady. At least she can cook fish and chips. My dear wife, whats your greatest achievement apart from laying me on the first night we me when I was drunk? Twenty years worth, can you think of anything? Thought not.

Tomorrow is another day, I do hope your not here, Mrs Whalligeo.

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They said it couldn't be done, so I encouraged my peers not to bother.
HooRoo!

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