D800 body armor
Camera armor strikes me as a lot like nose bras on cars. Granted, they some protection from scratches and chips, but it's so damn ugly it's worse than the scratches and chips. I would like to respectfully suggest you pass on both, but I'm just one opinion.
One day long ago, a sorcerer and a warrior did battle, as such things were commonplace in that age. Sometimes the sorcerer won, and the sum value of human abilities was improved some trifling amount. Sometimes the warrior won, and again the human race improved by some insignificant amount, for a sorcerer who can't defeat one miserable warrior is a poor sorcerer indeed.