Does anyone still have a V1 and F mount adapter FS?

So I guess I was oblivious to the huge V1 blowout earlier this year that had new V1 and 10-30mm lens kits for less than $300 (my bad).  I was shooting my D800 today and saw a sleek little V1 behind me and thought it would be a good camera to learn the basics with.

I would really like a cheap Nikon V1 with the F mount adapter.  I have a D300 with 18-70 DX lens and would like a smaller camera for my kids to learn with.  I presently shoot with a D800e and the D300 is a great camera that goes unused.  Anyone know somewhere that a swap is possible.  The reason I want the V1 is that it shares the same battery with my D800 and looks really smooth compared to the V2.

Also, how resilient is this camera?  Drops, spills, bathtub excursions, etc?  Would appreciate any feedback.  Thanks.  I have been trolling around the internet for possible answers without success.  Maybe I will just bite the bullet and buy retail and sell the D300 but it seems such a waste.

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Chad Gladstone