Do new D800's have left AF problem?

Maybe you could share your vast knowledge to all the lesser photographers (like Leonard?) on these Forums on how to use the AF on the D800??

OR maybe Nikon could get a grip on their QC problems and fix the D800 left focus issue so common photographers could use the D800....not just you PROS. Oh that's right....it's just an Internet Rumor...not a REAL problem. I keep forgetting that.

How does that go....."You can put lipstick on a pig.....but it's still a pig".